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(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# HAHA!
You've just killed my love for the misunderstood superfood that is aids scotch eggs.

EDIT: How rude of me *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# So, so glad I'm alone in the office...
*guffaws with abandon*
*takes the band off and guffaws again*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
the only good AIDS I've seen this morning!


edit/ although monkeon's effort below is all right I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# this makes me want scotch egg
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Everyone should always want scotch eggs
Apart from the scotch
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Fortunately there are no such people!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I'll never forget my kwik save scotch egg
it contained no egg!

damn you!! damn you to hell kwik save! you are bankrupt now, due to selling sausage meat with egg sized voids in it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I was thinking that while I was making it
I may go questing for one at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# have one on my behalf
:D

and if it contains no egg, it's not my fault
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Ooooooh yes
It must have egg. A proper egg. Not that chopped up egg they put in the smaller ones, but a full size, grade A large egg. An egg to be proud of. An egg to challenge the needs of even the hungriest scothchegg-eater. An egg that shredded the muff of the chicken that laid it.

A proper egg, in a proper scotch egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# a muff shredding mega egg smeared in sausagemeat and batters!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# now
you're just making me hungry for sausage-wrapped muff-ripping eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# aren't we all hungry for that!
that's what separates us from the animals!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# and here was me
thinking it was my inability to lick my own arse that separated us.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# try harder!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# i'm double jointed
so i can get my feet behind my head, but my neck just won't stretch that far! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# hmm
dunno what to suggest

a long straw maybe?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Tongue weights
You have to use them while sitting at your desk. They stretch your tongue over a period of time.

Expect to be licking the pubic are within the month, upper perinium inside of 3 months, and full anal tongueing by christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Now I know you're only pretending there is a difference
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# scotch eggs have a different form of the CCR5 receptor ligand
and so are less able to bind to your cells
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# oh my, that is the most wonderful thing i've seen all morning.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# haha officelollocopters
makes me want scotch aids
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# clicky clicky
click click click
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# this is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)