have one on my behalf:D
and if it contains no egg, it's not my fault
(and if it contains no egg, it's not my fault
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:02,
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Ooooooh yesIt must have egg. A proper egg. Not that chopped up egg they put in the smaller ones, but a full size, grade A large egg. An egg to be proud of. An egg to challenge the needs of even the hungriest scothchegg-eater. An egg that shredded the muff of the chicken that laid it.
A proper egg, in a proper scotch egg.
(A proper egg, in a proper scotch egg.
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:06,
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a muff shredding mega egg smeared in sausagemeat and batters! discomeats This canoe,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:09,
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nowyou're just making me hungry for sausage-wrapped muff-ripping eggs.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:15,
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aren't we all hungry for that!that's what separates us from the animals!
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:22,
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and here was methinking it was my inability to lick my own arse that separated us.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:29,
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i'm double jointedso i can get my feet behind my head, but my neck just won't stretch that far! :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:36,
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hmmdunno what to suggest
a long straw maybe?
:D
(a long straw maybe?
:D
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:54,
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Tongue weightsYou have to use them while sitting at your desk. They stretch your tongue over a period of time.
Expect to be licking the pubic are within the month, upper perinium inside of 3 months, and full anal tongueing by christmas.
(Expect to be licking the pubic are within the month, upper perinium inside of 3 months, and full anal tongueing by christmas.
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:28,
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