I knew it was AtatürkI don't know whether that's a good thing or not ;)
Turkey's a lovely place, pity about the politicians (I guess that applies to most places)
(Turkey's a lovely place, pity about the politicians (I guess that applies to most places)
The Coast Of Yemen,
Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:22,
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PointPoliticians, even the good ones, should be treated with suspicion and always kept away from children and nervous animals.
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Sat 20 Oct 2007, 16:00,
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It's been revealed that the junior Treasury Minister, Michael Portillo, carries a sawn-off shotgun to constituency meetings, corners children in parks and chews their cheeks and has frequent sexual intercourse with stray animals, claiming "As long as it's got a backbone, I'll do it". That story we reported last week, and have since discovered it to be untrue.
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Sat 20 Oct 2007, 16:08,
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