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# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha :)
EARTHQUAAAAAKE
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# :D hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# whoops
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are a fucking genius sir! A fucking genius!

Congrats on another FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I think they have just started letting him post direct to the front page now...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# It would save a lot of hassle in the long run :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# hahahaha
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Awww
Bless

I've wanted to feel an earthquake for ages and I'm gutted, it was obviously quite powerful because it woke me and the missus up, but I was totally out of it and don't really think I woke up in time/enough to register it properly
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# : )
...are you on the missus's account then? Must be pretty bleary-eyed still, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Um...no
*checks anyway*

Yep, definitely Jessie on both counts!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Its ok,
I dont think Heffrey knows what a gal he is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You be careful
or I'll show how much of a gal I can be!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Not you!
Jessies Missus!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Whew!
I was afraid I was gonna have to get 'em out for ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# you can get them out for me...
*has camera ready*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Pervy Ivesb
Always at the ready, you are...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I raised him well!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Nah, if he were a girl I'd probably be calling her sir/mister
I like to pretend it's just a disregard for gender distinctions, but these days it's more likely to be an out and out rebellion
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# You crazy cat you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# That doesn't sound very domestically blissful.
...but if there's going to be rebellion, does Ivesb get to film it?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# We gave up trying to stop him a good while back now
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# thats it....
now smack his arse a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *scratches head*
do i have to call dad mum now?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# isn't that how it's normally done?
Only when he's wearing the frilly frock.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I was in an earthquake once,
in Bulgaria. But I was only 2 so I dont remember it. My dad passed out on the sofa from the daemon drink and was woken by it. He thought he was still hammered and that was why the room was shaking. Silly old man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# It woke me up
But on Monday I woke myself up with a loud trump - so by comparison, I can kind of estimate what my farts are on the Richter scale.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
IT SPEAKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahah!
Some of mine must be approaching that, though thankfully entirely localised
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Can you detect the epicenter?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# episphincter
more like
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I experienced three earthquakes while in greece
none of which were reported.

I blame the tabloids for this sudden earthquake outbreak in britain.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# damn those tabloids!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I was awake.
It took me a few minutes to realise it wasn't me moving.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# haha
super dildo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# The Earth did indeed move.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I didn't feel a thing
I got woken up in France once by a landslide 20 metres from the house. Nobody burnt my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I must've just fallen
asleep about the time it happened.
I wonder if anyone was shagging at the time? I bet some bloke somewhere has an inflated sense of achievement now.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *looks innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Pfft
(Mr._Pickles, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# haha
Clever
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Brilliantly thought out!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# arf! :)

fast fp
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# haha!
I was awake during the quake and thought my bed had been possesed by some kind of poltergiest, turns out it was just an earthquake which made me feel so much better
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I like this...
It affected me in much the same way...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
fantastic!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# superb as ever sir
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# *shakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# shake it like a polaroid picture...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Hey ya.... Dooby dooby dooby do...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Dooby dooby dooby doo?
Is that Frank Sinatra's rendition?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Frank Sinatra had a rendition?
Didn't realise he was in with Osama...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# narf!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# not...
It's goes Dooby dooby dooby do
not Dooby dooby dooby doo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Ah.
I stand sit corrected
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# [oh noes!...
...hahahahahah]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# genie-arse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Top notch.
And do you know, I saw an exhibition at Salisbury museum recently that included an Etch-a-Sketch drawing! If only we'd had the earthquake here! (Or maybe not...)
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
Geniarse!

It happened during one of my posts.... am I responsible?

www.b3ta.com/board/8106067
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Blame you?
Why not?!!

Earthwrecker!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# this is excellent
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Superb!
Clevah fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# genius
why is this not on the FP alre.... oh, it is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Absolute Genius!
click, click and thrice click
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# genius
*clicks heartily*
(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# class!
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one!

Woke me up y'know, thought I was gettin me door kicked in!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Love that
long time.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# check out reddit
You are on the front page.
(Potatoman, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Absolutely inspired Sir.
I hate you and your bastarding talent...
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# lol
"The UK's Massivest Tectonic Rupture - Hundreds inconvenienced!"

Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# bloody hell!
it's top of the page on reddit! prepare the b3ta webservers for a thorough shafting!

reddit.com/
(Mickeyburns, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# What the fuck?
They're all arguing on there about whether it's real or not.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)
#
you rock
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# heh
truly inspired :D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# oh wow
oh wowwwwww.

you're unstoppable.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Quick, Topical and with teh Hummus
Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# hehehe
This is absolutely bloody marvellous!
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Awesome!
(Fluffster, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)