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# Awww
Bless

I've wanted to feel an earthquake for ages and I'm gutted, it was obviously quite powerful because it woke me and the missus up, but I was totally out of it and don't really think I woke up in time/enough to register it properly
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# : )
...are you on the missus's account then? Must be pretty bleary-eyed still, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Um...no
*checks anyway*

Yep, definitely Jessie on both counts!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Its ok,
I dont think Heffrey knows what a gal he is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You be careful
or I'll show how much of a gal I can be!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Not you!
Jessies Missus!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Whew!
I was afraid I was gonna have to get 'em out for ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# you can get them out for me...
*has camera ready*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Pervy Ivesb
Always at the ready, you are...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I raised him well!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Nah, if he were a girl I'd probably be calling her sir/mister
I like to pretend it's just a disregard for gender distinctions, but these days it's more likely to be an out and out rebellion
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# You crazy cat you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# That doesn't sound very domestically blissful.
...but if there's going to be rebellion, does Ivesb get to film it?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# We gave up trying to stop him a good while back now
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# thats it....
now smack his arse a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *scratches head*
do i have to call dad mum now?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# isn't that how it's normally done?
Only when he's wearing the frilly frock.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I was in an earthquake once,
in Bulgaria. But I was only 2 so I dont remember it. My dad passed out on the sofa from the daemon drink and was woken by it. He thought he was still hammered and that was why the room was shaking. Silly old man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# It woke me up
But on Monday I woke myself up with a loud trump - so by comparison, I can kind of estimate what my farts are on the Richter scale.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
IT SPEAKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahah!
Some of mine must be approaching that, though thankfully entirely localised
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Can you detect the epicenter?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# episphincter
more like
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I experienced three earthquakes while in greece
none of which were reported.

I blame the tabloids for this sudden earthquake outbreak in britain.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# damn those tabloids!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I was awake.
It took me a few minutes to realise it wasn't me moving.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# haha
super dildo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# The Earth did indeed move.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I didn't feel a thing
I got woken up in France once by a landslide 20 metres from the house. Nobody burnt my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I must've just fallen
asleep about the time it happened.
I wonder if anyone was shagging at the time? I bet some bloke somewhere has an inflated sense of achievement now.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *looks innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)