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# fucking YES!
*clicks like Thora Hird's knee joints*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# ooh, merry candles, Ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# thank you, kind sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# *b3ta birthday bumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# are you sure
you're strong enough?
i'm quite big ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I'll take the left one
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# pfff
saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# My brain read that in a sixties-era Barbara Windsor voice
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# so it should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# hippy brothday
time to blow
out your candles...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *bends over*
good job i had that curry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *runs for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# No! No!
Think of the fire risk
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# kneels behind
Pervs
You winked at me
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# i just had something
in my eye
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# see, I read
"candles" and "bend over" and assumed you were an adult performer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I do beleive the lady to be an adult
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# i made a cock-shaped candle once.
it was a jelly mould, but it was good for wax, too.
until i melted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# happy thing day
you candle'y bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# thank you
but shouldn't that be buggerer?

......i've said too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# or buggeree?
if that's a word.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Buggereegar
Type of bird, innit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I'll take a run up
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# fucking marathon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# next on UKTVSport
15:00 - Fluffer relay
15:15 - Fucking Marathon
20:27 - Closing speeches with autofellatio dance troupe
21:00 - Showers
21:15 - Closedown
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# at last!
sports we can ALL enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# fucking snickers ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Boost
with guarana
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hippo Birdie Smash
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# thank you!
how's bump?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Starting to piss me off a little tbh
Mostly cos I'm too hot
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# take your shoes off
if you can get your feet onto a cold floor, it'll make you feel much cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *takes shoes off*
*watches the floor melt*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# what's that smell?
*passes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Oi you!
*slaps*

*kisses it better*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ooh
you can slap me more often
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *slap slap slappity slap*



*kiss kiss kissity kiss*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *ow ow owity ow*
*mmm mmm mmmity comes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *feels drip on head*
*looks up, waves to Mrs Trellis*
*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *rubs hands*
my plan is finally coming together...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
#
finally Me and Richard Littlejohn
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that's it, i'm gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
#
gone spent
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:43, archived)