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# 'How's everything in the pump business'?

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(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# nice,
must be for Nuts, as you haven't done it 280 wide ;)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hahah
for sure
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
another £200 in the bank for TGA
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I haven't 280'd much in a while now :)
a friendly mod 280'd my last FP for me

[Mod edit: oh bollocks, I've lost the link to the big image, sorry! Can you do a link to it for me? Ta.]
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# sure thing mystery mod...
/and many thanks!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Heh, such cynicism!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# weeeeeeeell
Still works!

(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# ^see, Happytoast. Why should I 280 it when I have staff to do it for me...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Coz it has a knob at the end:P
I have to say thing now. The mox we can take at the function roon is 90! If any peeps ant to turn up they'll have to either take their turn at the function room or be downstairs in the bar!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# WELL FUCXKCS YOU. I think I've bummed a few mates into coming along. We'll sit alone downstairs then, and be unsocial :)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# im liking
but also hating :) Woo!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Nuts had better just print a job lot of cheques with your name on it
Or set up a standing order directly to your account.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I received two this morning funnily enough :)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# C'mon lads
TGA's getting the drinks in! :OD
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Hmmm, this London bash could get expensive...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# drinks are on you eh?
bangin'
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# drinks maybe, the bangin' comes a bit more expensive
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# sure thing
fair's fair!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Does the bangin' get cheaper as the drinks become greater in number?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# depends who's buyin'
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# If it's you, I reckon most people.
We're going to need some sort of barrow.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# is that a euphemism for some sort of Ann Summers gadget?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Do I detect a note of hope in your voice?
I was thinking more of an Archie receptacle, but I'm open to suggestions.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# my kinda gal
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# You'd better believe it, bucko.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I want to believe!...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hang on, let me get my
unflattering navy skirt suit on and we can play x files all you like.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# *whips maglite torch up a dark passage*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *turns the light on*
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# my god, they're REAL!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *crosses arms protectively*
Turn the light back off.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Isn't that usually the way of these things?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# *notes down*
You, me, pub, now.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Monetarily yes
psychologically short term yes
psychologically long term no
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# *claps like a big fat seal*
The car I am possibly getting is a diesel.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# ^this
focus :)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Corsa :-)
I've got to get my license yet. But it's a friend's mum's car- she's being given it and she's already got one.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ouch
still, gotta start somewhere!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# It's in perfect nick.
Or are you ouching that I don't drive yet? I used to ride, but I've never had the need to drive. The only reason I'm going to be doing now is that it means I can work further from home which is probably going to be forced upon me in the next few years if I stay in operations management.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# just ouching corsas
like i know about cars! Hah!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# go for it - in the long run, it's still cheaper than petrol
I used to drive a petrol primera, 4 years ago - £40-50 a week back then to get a shade over 300 miles. I now drive a diesel (mainly) and get double the distance out of a full tank, and it costs me £60 to fill up
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# See, this is the thing.
At most in a week I'll be going about 150 miles. But my dad's always sworn by diesel.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# he's a wise man, heed his advice
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# He's a numpty
but occasionally he speaks the truth. Cars, music and politics, you're fine. ANYTHING ELSE, start running.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# trust him on the cars... and wear sunscreen
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# :D
Pretty much a given from March to October, my dear.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# mine dear papa
is trying to get me to trade my nearly-dead golf (petrol, does about 25 MPG these days as it's dying) for a diesel, which is a fine idea.

Problem is he wants me to get a diesel polo estate. Which IMO is a less fine idea.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# HELLO!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hello lovely!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# How're you this deceptively hot day? :)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Warm!
And flush, as it's payday.

You?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Tanning myself on your warmth, and beating the attractive barmaid at pool.
I also got some Sertraline and a new CD :) I might not go out tonight in favour of sleeping. I've gone all laaaaazy :)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Laziness is next to Godliness.
God of War if you prefer.
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
I am liking this muchly..!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha! nicely
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Excellent!
:D
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Woo
Needs tagging though or have you given up on haranguing Nutz?
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# it is tagged...
...just :)
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# BRAW!
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# You're becoming
...the M&S of b3ta, oh, you and Mr Happy Toast. The very benchmark of quality. May I please have your children? Robbin' gets!!
*Edits* By gets I mean our dear Government, not you chaps...
(, Fri 23 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Class.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Hooray
I'm so glad the Govt. is using the billions of extra cash generated from the increase in the price of fuel to subsidise the price at the pump so that we're not all really struggling to pay for our cars.

Oh no wait... they're not... they're pissing it away somewhere else like the incompetent wankers they are.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:08, archived)