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# Ill see you in court!
Woo.

In other news, saw Indiana Jones tonight. Its ok except for the fact there are FUCKING ALIENS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Don't stop there you fiend!
Some reviews rate it, some don't; I am intrigued why the Times claims 'Indy is back'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I earned a few angry looks today
By talking in a loud voice about the scene where they dropped the skull and it shattered. And the CGI on the reverse-engineered WW2-era Nazi flying saucer was impressive.
/hasn't seen it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I read in the paper today the remnants of Russian Communists
were 'outraged' at the film depicting them realistically as cunts, and demanded it be banned from Russia because 'it might corrupt Russian youth'

I had forgotten Stalin was such a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# he was such a card!
lol, footsteps in the night "fuck don't come here don't come here" *distant thudding* "thank fuck.. thank fuck"

and haha, disapeared!
ho ho what a card!

:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Inded
radical agricultural plan? Let's give it a go; and just like Mao, twenty million dead lives later

'err, this might not have quite worked; comrade'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# One of my teachers likes Stalin.
Because he got the job done.



No real arguing there.

We're still mildly fearful of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# get a bunch of dudes in overcoats
to go into her house at night

drag her in whatever she's wearing into a van

drive the van out into the country

make her stand in a ditch

shoot her in the back of the head

hahaha! I'm sure she'll appreciate the irony :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# One of Stalin's quotable remarks was
'No man, no problem,' which sums up his contempt for human life, the complete and utter cunt

Just like Hitler and Mao, seemed to have issues with respecting life in general
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# gotta love a control freak
no really, you have to

or they'll have you shot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# yeah, Hitler did have that lack of respect for life
but not HUMAN life. He just didn't see Jews as human. That was the issue.

And there really were very few rail delays.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# You must be joking geezer
9/10 of the Nazi war-machine was invading Russia, with apocalyptic levels of devestation; and this is a guy who didn't hate human life in general?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# But Russians is not Jews?!?!
FTW?!?!?

I do love when people have liberal teachers who say that you know, Hitler had some good ideas, Mussolini wasnt that bad, Lenin? He was just misunderstood.

When it comes down to it, I do stick by my belief that Hitler was the greatest politician of all time. And I believe that is proven in how many of the populus trusted him. However, that does not preclude that he was a complete and utter cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Lenin set up Red Terror, remember; that crucial apparatus to 'control' his socialist society
Lenin gave that a go, then Stalin unleashed it with such stupidity, another fuckwit in Germany realized Moscow could be won given all the sudden depletion's in the Red Army's experienced ranks

Without Hitler's constant interference, Nazi armed forces could have achieved operation Barbarossa; they were hampered by the fact they were ultimately ruled by an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I was playing Devils Advocate with much of that post.
But I will stand by my view that Hitler was the greatest politician of all time! Even if he was just a face for the men behind him.

Boris Johnson anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# incidentally
you just reminded me I saw a fantastic video of bush today

it made something in my head go "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-clunk"

10 years of bush

pre senile dementia? my ass

coke abuse catching up or... something else

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# There was a video of him in about 2000 or it may have been earlier, in which an interviewer asked his position on invading other countries.
He said that he didn't think it was morally justified for America to interfere with international politics.

Hmm
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# my tinfoil is twitching agressively
put it that way

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# No he wasn't
World War Two is a misleading term, Europe had been at war for a solid five hundred years; Paris was besieged by the Prussians in 1870, prior to WWI fifty years later; there would have been people still alive in 1914 who remembered the siege back then; and the Muslims were attacking Europe for centuries in case any one has forgotten about their 'crusades'

Hitler simply whipped-up a pissed off 'nation' that was fucking shat on by the French after WWI with war reformations. He simply picked up on the 'Blood and Iron' bit started by Hindenberg(?)

It's been shifting maps, lots of warfare and death, and nothing achieved much in all that time; so in a perverse sense the cold war quelled the need to rage where there was capitalism at least, except with angry left wing wankers with not much left to rage against except Starbucks, the precious martyrs
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I wonder how long what passes for our current european stability will last
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# 6 months for us I'd say....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# funnily enough
that's about when I think rude pointy things will be dropping on iran
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Well that's the way we counteract
these recessions and lose friends without a say nowadays isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I think Hitler was essentially
a brilliant man. His motives for his people were nothing but good and in a time when the nation state was still very important ( and don't forget that Britain was at the arse end of a time when it had essentially run roughshod over most of the known world in a bid to be the dominant world force ) he was trying to bring back what he perceived ( in many ways correctly ) to be a great nation that deserved to be in better shape as it had been in the past.
Many of his ideas for this were of course flawed and in order to mobilise a very demoralised and beaten people then there needed to be a scapegoat. People of the Jewish faith provided this because they were as always the financiers of modern Europe and when many Arians were starving it was inevitable that Judaism would be a prime target.
This was nothing new and not something Hitler was responsible for. many sectors of society in many countries shunned the jew for much the same reason.

Hitler's radical answers for fixing this problem were not of course the way to go but don't forget that when Hitler decided on his invasion plans he did so with the understanding that Britain, being the closest thing to Germany in terms of people and politics, would join him in the endeavour so as to split Europe between the two powers. Hitler was always known to have been utterly perplexed as to why Britain would actually stand against him as he held this country in the highest regard.
Hitler was an outstanding politician. He was not much of a military tatician but he did have an eye for good men and put together an army that was better led and equipped than had ever been seen on the planet.
He was however declining into syphilitic dementia and as a result, paranoia, which led to a great mistrust of anyone so much so that his behaviour became erratic but there was nobody close at hand to keep him in check.
If Hitler had been either well or executed then there is little doubt that the war would have been much longer ( due to the fact that his generals would have fought only to their logistical limits ) but it's not likely that they would have lost with or without the late intercession of the Americans.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# not invading england was certainly a complete fail on their part
how long were we expected to be able to fight against them, 3 months or something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Again,
Hitler never wanted to invade England, it just was never part of his plan. The English were as close to brothers to the Arians as he could imagine. He just assumed we'd be happy to take France, Spain et al in order for him to gain his real goal of regaining Prussia then the Balkan states because the whole motive for the expansion was for natural resources such as oil being that modern Germany had little of its own to sustain its growth.. ( ring a bell ?)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:48, archived)
# yeah but surely he should have been clued into the fact that we were fighting against him
and yes, churchill himself wasn't exactly "fond" of france

but he was probably dolally at this point anyway so history was always going to be what it was

and bell ringing.. well

a power station every week
2 thirds of the worlds cranes
closed down, dissasembled factories and plant transported, rebuilt, copied.

you tell me, what's going to happen :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:51, archived)
# To play DA again,
the big mistake that Hitler made was invading Poland in Operation Sealion. That forced our hand....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# they wanted their bit of land back did they not
it's all crap at the end of the day

fuckers making demands and getting little people to die for them

what's changed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Maybe,
I wont get into that, but that was the mistake that Hitler made. We left him alone for a while, but as soon as he invaded Poland, we had to act as a result of a long standing treaty that we had with them. And to be fair, Hitler destroyed that country and they have only really recovered in the last 15 years....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# They only recovered in the last 4 years by moving Poland to
Hammersmith.

/rant ( having said that I'm pleased Magda came but the less said about that the better )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
# There is a massive debate and discussion to
be had over this and I don't have the space or balls to give you history lessons on b3ta, they'd kill me ;)

I do like to discuss this stuff though. I'm fascinated by all military campaigns and have studied some a great deal.

but before the war Hitler was certainly a man to be admired in his political rise. There has been no-one to match him since.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I agree,
I dont think b3ta is a place for political discuusion in any depth really :)

But that does go back to my original point and belief that Hitler is and was the greatest politician that ever lived!

Yet I will state, as I always will have to, that he was a complete cunt with his abilities as a politician!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
# it's not the history itself, it's what you learn from it
and I don't need a lesson in that, being a nobody in the scheme of things means I'm not the one that needs to learn it

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Of course and nobody is nobody.
The whole point of stories are so that people can spread knowledge so everyone counts. I meant that I perceived you might have a couple of misconceptions about Hitler, his periods of sanity and those of brain wasting and as much as I'd like to get into that b3ta is not quite the place and besides we have run out of page.
We should invade someone's blog and get into it another time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# there's plenty of germans that'll say
"I met him, and I know he was a good man"

that's their perception, and it was probably right when they met him, but then perception is everything.

What's good, true and right is a matter of context, if they'd won, everything they did, would have been 'right'.

and they'd have ran their own warcrimes trials

perspective is fun :D
sadly it always degenerates into the arse/opinion ratio which of course, is 1

Think we should just invade someone's blog anyway, that'll teach the twats with their crappy blog :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# The generals he produced were without doubt the best of the war, except perhaps Zhukov, and some of the US Admirals like Nimitz
Guderian was quite frankly the greatest of the twentieth century IMO, though it required fucking vast quantities of oil to keep his vision moving
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:53, archived)
# you and I will no doubt be able to chatter
whilst the normals fade into drunken slumber ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I didn't get an A level for such pointless military observations
oh well, take care geezer, need to sleep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I like Hitler.
He could paint, and the trains ran on time while he was in power.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# and you knew you could always leave a family pet with him
because he'd make sure it was well looked after

unless it was jewish

what a silly hitler! you've cooked my dachshund!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# You should go to Switzerland :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# just don't cuddle any gerbils
or you go to jail
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Why would I cuddle a fucking gerbil?
Now hamsters and Chinchillas on the other hand....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# to mock the system
to mock switzerland!

that'll show 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# MOCK THE TURTLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# mock it! fuck that!
*unzips*

come here ya turtly bastard!!!

KEKEKEKE! Number 43- turtel souap!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# FTW?!?!?!
Are you some kind of sex fiend?

/says in the knowledge that my fingers smell of raspberry surprises....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# rapeberry supplies?!
O_O

what are you, some kind of previt ?!?!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# A previt to a better man....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# a better man, standing by the cliffs
the white cliffs of dover
looking bravely out
soul sweapt by the wind
with honour in his heart
and a plastic bag of stolen mince
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on hills, an o'er vales
When all at once, I heard a cry,
QUICK RUN! IT'S CLAN SOUL AND HE HAS COME TO RAPE YOUR BUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# EEK!
*casts +10 cotdeath*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# *laughs*
You tell it funnier than him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# you should see me coming over a hill!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# musolini was the best! he was so bad at being a dictator yet still came to power!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# and his daughter says he's great!
so he must be!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# O RLY?!?!
It seems I have been wrong about him all these years! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# well, she's italian, she probably shot someone, stole their stuff
and made a hasty getaway leaving a trail of car parts from some craply assembled vehicular contraption
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Yeah, maybe,
but I bet she was hot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# let's google!
and find out

if she's a ddilf or a ddidwf!

I may be getting confused, it could be the granddaughter
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# As an Italian I find that incredibly offensive.
*shoots discometas and escapes in shoddily made car*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# it's ok
he won't even make it to the nearest garage!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# You fucking Aye-Ties!
Cant even fucking spell Discomeats ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# discocarnes
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Itatians does not accept the existence of discomeats, only discometas for the purpose of rave variable programming.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Questo è tutto il discorso di un matto uomo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# You trust babelfish too much ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# you kidding! I love babelfish!
"I like ponies, they are the best of all animals. I like all kinds of animals, my favourite food is chicken"

"Ich mag Ponys , Sie sind die allerbeste Tiere. Ich mag allerhand Tiere , mein Favorit Essen ist Huhn"

"I like ponies , they are the very best animals. I like all sorts of animals , my favourite meal am hen"

and repeat, until amusement is occured
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Yes, but it isn't often grammatically correct :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# that's the cockermaimy point!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# "let's follow a discredited plan of agriculture"
"haha, yeah!"
"haha, let's get people to 'make suggestions' and call it '100 flowers"
"haha, yeah, anyone who gives us a suggestion we don't like, that's what they get on their grave!"
"haha, unless someone already ate the flowers that won't have grown anyway"
"hahah, we are all working for the glorious revolution as equals"
"except all the slaves under us who do what we say on demand or they die"
"hahah!"

lol, china
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# LOL CHINA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# CHAIRMAN LMAO!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Mao Tse MNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
KE KE KE! ^-^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# LET'S GLORIOUS FIVE YEAR PLAN IN MANNER OF TYPICAL NO BENEFIT!
\o/

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!! ¬^.^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E!
MICKEY FUCKING MOUSE!

KEKEKEKKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEK!

^-^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# CYMBAL OF CRAPITARISM!
KEKEKEKE!!!!

^___^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# LONG FACED CHINAMAN!
^___________________________________________________________________________________________________^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# LONG FACED CHINAMAN HAS WIDEFACE
WIDEYFACE! WIDEYFACE!

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I accidentally pressed I Like This!
But I dont care!

/KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEs the side of Discomeats' car!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I deliberately pressed I like this
because I am like filled with the spirit of rock and roll!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# It's shite
and I fell asleep after 20 minutes. Continuity seems to have been done by me after 6 or 8 bottles of wine. I could not follow who was where or why ( everything is a bit 'all of a sudden' ) but maybe that's because I had had 6 or 8 bottles of wine. Who knows? I'm going to tackle the rest of it later but I hold out little hope.
In other news, TCO Narnia, Prince Caspian. Get the fuck out of here. That's even more confusing and I know the books like I wrote them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Emm
I controlled myself and watched Revenge of the Sith virtually alone at Muswell Hill on a week day completely sober, as to allow howls of anguish aloud, no one else needed be distracted by
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Narnia's TCO?
What is the total cost of ownership of Narnia?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 25 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# well, they did mention

roswell

after all :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# yeh, if there weren't ...
it would have been exactly 2.4 times better
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I would have been happy with eldorado
Its one of the wierd things that the arc of the covanant melting peoples faces is fine, but flying saucers takes it too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Spoiler alert!
At the end, Indy has to escape from a big temple that starts collapsing around him.

There are also some cobwebby skeletons.


(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sun 25 May 2008, 14:54, archived)