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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)

Probably bindun a million times, but I just logged in...

Meh.

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)

'fraid it has:

www.b3ta.com/board/8666619

still.. noicely done!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

And yet this one gets the FP

Will the magic of an FP never make sense?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)

"And yet this one gets the FP"

...within 30 minutes of being posted. Hmmm...
/conspiracy blog

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)

gary glitter and gary oldman

COINCIDENCE???

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)

Urgh :/

I actually quite like Gary Oldman, or do in certain roles at least.
Gary Glitter needs to never ever be uttered in the same sentence as Sexcula. Glitter should probably change his first name just to be sure there can be no mistakes

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

he looks a bit like his pet puppy had died all the way through the batman movie

kept thinking ffs cheer up

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)

He was still a nice distraction from Batman's (selective) throat cancer

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

haha, yes

how do you think chris bale did it? gargling with razor bladdes before each take?

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)

haha

bet Bale had a sore throat after a day doing that voice

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)

haha

the cheese in that voice had me in stitches, but it was balanced by my anger at the blatant war on terror shit that they were trying to ram down my throat. To sum up, pile of propagandist shite with a silly-voiced batman and some enjoyable relief whenever Ledger was on screen.

Edit: Also, Commissioner Gordon was infuriatingly not Irish at all.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)

You can sort of see why he'd do it though

to retain his anonymity. I think it was a bit much, but I can see the logic.

Yes, Ledger was enjoyable. Very enjoyable. Mmmmmmmmmm, madman. Especially when he shouts.

It's actually ciggy time, I must stop being distracted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)

I know

but he's a fucking superhero, he doesn't have to disguise his voice! The costume was enough for Adam West and the spectacles were enough for Christopher Reeve, so I don't see why Bale has to have a big silly gruff voice.

If anything, being Batman, he should have a painfully high voice.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)

I liked the idea alot

One more veil of secrecy to make it more plausible Batman's secret identity could actually remain so...it just sounded really fucking stupid. It was too difficult to forget it/concentrate on what was being said, it needed toning down really if they wanted to use it.

Also, Heath Ledger made me feel very wrong. Mmmm.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)

I'm so glad someone else found this

Moistmaking in the extreme.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)

yes

I found that I always missed the first couple of sentences of what ever his throat was trying to say until I'd tuned into the bizarreness.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)

Hmmm Heath Ledger

dressed as a nurse made me want to touch myself in the cinema, but we had kids with us, so I made the wife touch me there instead!

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)

He was SHOCKINGLY good in dark knight

It's so refreshing to see him playing a NORMAL person

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)

aw, but i like him overacting like a madman

it's what makes films like Leon so good.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)

Natalie Portman as jailbait

is what makes films like Leon so good.

shit... did i say that out loud?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)

Everyone thinks it anyway

Apparently the French version actually had the girl shagging Leon, but I don't know if I'm just passing on my own gullibility there

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)

No noooooooooo

But Leon was a nice murderer, he would never touch a little girl like that!

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)

well I've seen it in german

which was longer than the one I'd seen before, and is called Leon: Der Profi.

There was however no sex.~~, sadly~~

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)

I agree

and have said it out loud too many times.

I'm not allowed near schools anymore.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)

he'd have been a good Joker rather than Com. Gordon

if they went back in time to when he was in Leon.

Also, Opportunity missed to say 'Gordon's Alive!?!' in new batman film

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)

arf

I love you for that

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)

Haha I

just saw this, I boomed it out in a tiny little cinema (in Fakenham) when I went with the gf to be met with a disapproving look from her but looks of admiration from other males about my age.

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)

noooo what happened to the bee icons?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)

see the front page

removed coz it was too big and if I didn't change it then people would design bigger icons for the next lot and WHERE WOULD THE MADNESS END?

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rob, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

Can you make it any smaller?

Sorry Frunt but who wants a fucking mushroom cloud?

I loved that bee! :(

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XLVII .uk, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)

shortly after the 255k colour goatse icon?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

in a bedsit in bristol

surrounded by damp copies of razzle and empty tins of tesco value baked beans

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

This is a direct portal into my life.

Except it's Kay's catalogue.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)

Kay called.

She wants her catalogue back...
;)

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)

But... but...

You could just disallow future bigguns.

I donated largely because I wanted a ~~big~~ happy bee. I doubt I'm the only one.

Sorry to whinge an' all...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)

if you were really sorry you wouldn't have done it

(a line that caused me to break up with an annoying ex gf)

hows you enz, not seen you for a while?

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

I don't like whinging.

But I've had a terrible day. The bee cheered me. And now it's dead.

:(

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)

just like all teh other bees in this country

Ironic really

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)

alas my bee conspiracy theory was shot to peices further down the board

which caused me to weep

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)

Tears of honey

I hope.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)

well, it'd solve the bee problem wouldn't it?

although having to save to world from a honey famine by thinking sad thoughts would be a bit of a burden wouldn't it?

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)

Solve the bee problem?

Nope: it'd make them unemployed as well as dead.

Imagine that: zombie dole-scrounging apians.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)

crumbs, start having a better day right now

a pint and a wank can turn a shitty morning into an acceptable afternoon

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)

I want my money back!

I paid for bee!

(joking about the money back thing, but I did donate for the bee)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)

^THIS^

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)

I think it's a bit unfair if it's allowed. Maybe it can be reworked.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

By some standards, it could be unfair.

On the other hand, the mods could say, "OK, we let this one pass and we oughtn't, and we won't again. Ooops." That's what'd happen in any other situation.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)

It's a standardised size, and to ignore that for a single icon just seems harsh on the other people who've stuck to the guidelines.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)

so are the dimensions listed in the FAQ

but people still get FPs that are way over the suggested sizes.

Let it go fella

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)

But that's the mods' fault

Not ours.

Similarly, it's their problem. Not ours.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)

^this. mind you, it was high time I donated again, anyway

/back to the snail.

could the legs not be removed/wings taken down to suit.

we're all of a hive mind here

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)

I did too!

Nobody will notice surely!!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)

^ this :(

It could have been resized

there he has no legs now but he's the right size

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

The bees are disappearing!

*awaits imminent Dalek invasion*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)

fuck daleks

if the bees go the human race dies out in about 3 years due to the mass decrease in pollination of plants.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)

Depends how quickly and effectively we switch to self pollinating plants, surely.

And plants pollinated by other insects.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)

Please Rob, we all want it back.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)

Resized is good.

No legs = in flight.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)

*rants and raves*

Can Prodge not just resize it, he said he can.
*begs*

Edit: Alternatively Furtive would be a excellent replacement. :P

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XLVII .uk, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)

*starts Facebook group*

BRING BACK PRODG'S BEE!

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Joliet, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)

*joins*

Actually can you link it first?
Hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)

*wants*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)

Colony Collapse Disorder?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)

Ha ha ha

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

ah fuck, now i'm torn between the duck and the nuke, the nuke is better, so i think more people will have it. :/

such a tough decision *rubs chin*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

The duck is by far the best.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

The Ghost is my icon of choice (although by next week, I'll probably have my beloved space invader back :P)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

I'm gonna get confused with everyone changing icons. Personally, I'm sticking with my floppy.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

you can get pills for that, you know

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)

*waggles*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)

Pfft

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)

hahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

FP FAIL!

/edit: FP UNFAIL!

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)

sorry, yes, this is the third I've seen

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)

my fp was only at the top for 3 hours :(

:'(
:'(
:'(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

count yourself lucky

I had one bumped near the bottom about half an hour after it went on the fp!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)

Count yourself lucky

I'm too shit for the front page.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)

So am I

Only about 3 of mine have been up to scratch imo

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)

Pffffffttt!

*Breathes*

(Tivert, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)

Can i slip this in here?

Phee Rhoast.

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)

Bit of credit

Where its due please. There is bin dun and 8 hours of bin done... and this gets the front page where mine didn't????

(plkrtn, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)

B3tamaxed.

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)

I liked your pic

Here, have some credit.

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)

It's a fucking travesty!

Fucking awful. Fuck Rob and his whole family!
You're so right.

(Also, maybe the magic donkey didn't see yours but saw this one. Front paging isn't so much an award, it's more of a "Ooh, this is good, everybody needs to see this")

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Halk, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

*plays worlds tiniest violin*

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)