abuahi abuahi abuahi abuahi
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:50,
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Hahawoo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:35,
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if onion rings featured in the eucharisti'd be more inclined to bother god
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spacefish bong!,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:39,
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controversyActually, there is debate. Evolutionists think it's onion ring snack. Creationists think it's transform-a-snack. Who really knows.
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Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:44,
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In a recent survey32% of people said it was Transform-a-Snack
21% said it was KP onion rings
16% said it was ASDA onion rings
12% said it was Sainsbury's onion rings
11% said it was Tesco's onion rings
8% said it was onion rings from their local corner shop
Clearly the majority say Transform-a-Snack. The statistics don't lie.
(21% said it was KP onion rings
16% said it was ASDA onion rings
12% said it was Sainsbury's onion rings
11% said it was Tesco's onion rings
8% said it was onion rings from their local corner shop
Clearly the majority say Transform-a-Snack. The statistics don't lie.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:30,
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also, i saw this book in the window of a charity shop yesterday(
spacefish bong!,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:37,
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It's the training manual for new b3tans.My favourite is page 4 - McCririck.
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Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:39,
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Haha, that'll drive them mad
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:41,
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Hahaha!Why do we not propose this theory just to make the Christians happy?
Uncompromising cunts :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:46,
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Lots of Christians do believe this my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:48,
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i've been told (i.e. [citation needed])that fundamentalist creationism only really got going at the start of the 20th century, primarily as a response to the growing scientific interest in eugenics which a lot of people saw as A Bad Thing
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Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:55,
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Could well be.Evolution has been rather abused. I don't think religion does itself any favours by arguing so pointlessly against such a strong theory though.
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Sun 24 Aug 2008, 11:59,
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What amazes me is that given the constant 24 hour cycle of destruction that is the natural worldanybody actually worships this mythological concept
It would quite clearly be a complete psychopath
(It would quite clearly be a complete psychopath
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:01,
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have you not watched the lion king?*it's the circle of life!
i have no problem with anyone who believes in a god. it's the idea that, if god created the entire universe and inspired the entire bible, that the latter should be the primary reference for all truth, despite the fact that the universe is a vastly superior work in every respect. THAT annoys me
*or, if you don't need the concept explained to you by elton john in short words: bambi
(i have no problem with anyone who believes in a god. it's the idea that, if god created the entire universe and inspired the entire bible, that the latter should be the primary reference for all truth, despite the fact that the universe is a vastly superior work in every respect. THAT annoys me
*or, if you don't need the concept explained to you by elton john in short words: bambi
spacefish bong!,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:10,
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I worked with a girl who designed props for the stage production off the lion kingand in a single sentence have spouted more reality than all the superstitious beliefs in the world
An ancient Chinese philosopher once said: "If there are ghosts, the highways would be extremely crowded with them"
Which they are not
(An ancient Chinese philosopher once said: "If there are ghosts, the highways would be extremely crowded with them"
Which they are not
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:19,
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i now have an image of a street sweeper with a proton packi wish ghosts were real, just so that proton packs could be real
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Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:31,
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Why do you think those sludge-gulper trucks need to have a big round chamber on the back?The ghosts get washed into the drains, and have to be sucked out by a portable cyclotron.
It's the idea that you could fit one in a backpack that's just utterly preposterous.
(It's the idea that you could fit one in a backpack that's just utterly preposterous.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:09,
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FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SCIENCEWE DON'T NEED:
-PROLONGED LIFE THROUGH MEDICINE AND VARIOUS OTHER THINGS LIKE WATER PURIFICATION
-ENERGY EFFIENCY
-TO KNOW THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE
NOW JUST DICK OFF AND LEAVE US TO OUR THEORY THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE IF WE DO NOTHING BUT TALK TO OUR COLLECTIVE IMAGINARY FRIEND
(-PROLONGED LIFE THROUGH MEDICINE AND VARIOUS OTHER THINGS LIKE WATER PURIFICATION
-ENERGY EFFIENCY
-TO KNOW THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE
NOW JUST DICK OFF AND LEAVE US TO OUR THEORY THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE IF WE DO NOTHING BUT TALK TO OUR COLLECTIVE IMAGINARY FRIEND
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:00,
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excellent :)
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:04,
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The thing is,if they let their preposterous argument just roll over and die and try and put forward a better one,
then that surely counts as evolution.
(Mind you, it's not like circular contradictions seem to bother them).
I was forced to attend this Baptist thing at the weekend. They had a wall picture with lots of little fish the kiddies had stuck on to make the scales of one big fish. The temptation to whip out a pen and draw legs on just one of them was overpowering...
(then that surely counts as evolution.
(Mind you, it's not like circular contradictions seem to bother them).
I was forced to attend this Baptist thing at the weekend. They had a wall picture with lots of little fish the kiddies had stuck on to make the scales of one big fish. The temptation to whip out a pen and draw legs on just one of them was overpowering...
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:44,
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Not really; evolution applies only to living things, not to ideas or inanimate objects.Ideas can 'evolve', after a fashion, but this isn't the same as the evolution of life.
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Bob Todd whee,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 18:10,
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Very much thisbut please, stop thinking that everyone with belief is a fringe looney, the spread of looneys within religion is much the same as that without.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:00,
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YesOf course something that created billions of galaxies wants primates to bolster its' lack of self esteem by praising it.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 25 Aug 2008, 15:11,
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Come on,I hate the bastard insignificant lot of you, but any bit of praise makes me glow all day.
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Mon 25 Aug 2008, 18:58,
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