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# My Birthday will be remembered as a day of deep, deep snow


*slight edit* - cheers to the wonderful Barbarossa for the inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Happy Birthday for yesterday, you old fart
you old fart

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Heh
Love the tagline.
(MattDP (Squiggle), Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# 3rd.
But woo!

It were proper grown-up snow, though - I think the chaos was relatively justified.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# did it not snow yesterday?
*edit* and yes it was. Proper real snow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# lovely and sunny today
walking about with the sleeves rolled up

pleasant day indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I think he knows when his birthday is
you illiterate bugger!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# yesterday was the third you fool!!!
mwhahahaaha :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# bloody time travelling australian physicsistsitsits!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# *air of superiority*
I, cur, am a mathematician.

:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# excellent
you serve even less purpose outside of a theoretical mindscape.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# there should be more mathematical supervillains
then people might show SOME BLOODY RESPECT

*strikes with Cauchy sequence*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I release
"the bad hygene bomb"

you need a supervillainy name though..

my old house mate wouldof had one but his family dropped part of the name...

He could of been Sam Von Doehren.

add a Dr. in front of that and you have a recipe for attempted world domination.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# one of my mates who's started a phd in physics is an Afghan
and consequently has an Islamic, Arabic and Persian influenced name.

he's gunna be a corker of a supervillan.

me, i'd just sound like i was general practitioner from little town in northern scotland.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# COULD HAVE COULD HAVE COULD HAVE COULD HAVE
also that is a bloody good name. the best name i've encountered "Ash Beerepoot"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# screw you and you're puny grammar
a piss in your language chips.

he's going to reinstate the Von soon.. I have pestered him enough now.

I'm going to get a nemesis! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# May I, in that case, proffer this name for your perusal:
The Very Reverend Ignatius Niblung Goosecreature
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# is that a real name?
actually forget the last one. i forgot one of my best mates', Hereward Genghis David Feldwick. how the fuck did i forget that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# One of the people who went to our school was called Adam Horse Crentswee.
*Top trumps*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# is that a double barrelled name or a middle name?
i had a percival smythe at my school
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Middle name.
God knows why he told anyone.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# did you ever meet his parents?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# careful practice?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I know a couple whose child is called "Xeno McCay", that's pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Well, real in the sense that it was a character on Round The Horne.
Other examples include:

Dame Sweeney Eggblast, the Clacton Dripping Heiress;
Mssrs Cattermole, Mousehabit, Neepthye and Trusspot, Solicitors;
Brigadier Edith Gormenstrop (Mrs);
Loomis Grousefavour;
Sherpa Gutbucket and the Electric Druids

not forgetting:

Ludmilla Dogtrouser, the singing nun
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# i thought as much
"i've got a black belt of the second dan"
"you mean...?"
"yes, i'm dan dan the karate man"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# i think the goon show had better names:
Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

(Baabaaaaababadabooooooombadadabombeboom!)
Major Dennis Bloodnock

Neddie Seagoon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# the pink oboe
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# don't worry
it's ok to be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Goosecreature is a fabulous last name
I need to be become a doctor..

then I could be Dr. Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee






tt
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# *submits this to Eon Productions as the treatment for the next Bond film*
* Solaces, albeit just a Quantum*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# careful, he'll destroy us by assuming that we're all 3 identical spheres on a frictionless plane or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# another bloody physicists approach!
truth be told, i'm in the sortof grey area which is applied maths/theoretical physics.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# but can you make WMD's?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# like i'd admit it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# well, it's just that I got this pile of cobalt and I just need to wrap it around something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# weapons of multiple denominations
*as closest to maths I could bring it*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I can understand maths.. but I refused to see the point
in doing long division with algebra.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I do long division with transistors
the way god intended us to do it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# polynomal division is useful!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# :D
bless your socks.

of course it is.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# god damn i edited to a miss spelling :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *slaps*
BE CALM!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# hahah
and snowy birthday for the day-before-yesterday's tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Heh heh!
It's pretty much all gone here. It rained last night and washed most of the snow away. The sun's out in fact.
*basks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# our 6 inches worth is slowly sliding off the Conservatory roof
I predict Avalanche...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Some slid off our roof last night while I was out putting rubbish
in the bin. Scared the crap out of me, it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# i took an ace photo of roof slip this morning
it's kind of slid off the roof by about 8 inches, but is frozen in place, like a large curtain of snow ice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Get it on Flickr
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# thirty five isn't old.
meanwhile melbourne has a different story.

melbourne broke in the heat a couple of days ago. there is was, lying on it's back in victoria, it's legs still twitching. woe is melbourne.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# my aussie boss said back home in adelaide yesterday it was 45
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# like the 8th day above 40 in a row too
western sydney is set for 42 on Saturday. so it will probably break about 39ish where i am

edit: far too many likes there for my liking. I sound like a Californian pot head.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Urgh, australia sounds horrible.

Summer here is bad enough, the stupid sunny sweaty bastard. More snow little earth. MORE SNOW!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# someone was saying they visited oz in our winter
and found it to be like the british summer...

it's quite nice in the right places.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# two of the aussie birds i work with well off their tits with excitement yesterday. having never seen snow before
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# thing is i live the blue mountains
couple of hours out of sydney (unfortunately)

i have pics of snow men i made in my front yard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ^this.
I went in March. It was high 20s. Then on the radio it said it was the last day of summer. Next day it pissed down and dropped about 10 degrees :)

I like that kind of predictability :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# i get deeply uncomfortable anywhere above 25
in the last heat wave i went to work and complained that the 34 degrees we had were hotter than hell. my boss replied "nah mate thats balmy."
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha yup.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# There was an office I worked in temporarily (NO OFFICE CAN HOLD ME FOOL!) where their air conditioning was absolutely fucked.
And the entire office was at a near constant 10 degrees or something. The women kept complaining though and forced them to fix it, fucking it again so it was about 30.

And yet the women were still wearing about three layers.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# A) Happy Birthday B) WOOOOOO!
Have a birthday *click* sir. Nicely shopped :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Weather Forecasts FTW!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKj35xhkNE
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Mounted police ride through crowd on rubber horses!?
C]80\\


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# nice one old timer
happy birthday for yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Arf-o-rama!
*offers belated cake & fizzy pop*

Prof Undercover nicked the paper hats, damn his duck-pond...

Edit: and 35 *really* isn't old, take it from one who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I'm turning 32 tomorrow.
35 does seem old at the moment, but I suspect that implies that 32 is pretty old too. I know that 40 should technically be 8 years away, but I bet it'll seem like it gets here around the start of summer.

EDIT: ... And happy birthday for yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Summer, 2017 - yes....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# happy birthday an that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Happy Birthday, Geezer!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Happy Snow Day!!!
*sends belated popadums and bhajis* :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Hehehe

35 eh? I'm turning 34 this Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# yay - Thor sends his regards
as a fellow Fab Fabber
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I remember he was one too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# oh noes
39 next Tuesday.

Help!

Can I have a badge?
(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# yay only 26 on the 14th :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# 21 on the 28th!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# haha, brilliant
:)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# That's brilliant!
Exceptional work :)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# a very fitting and timely FP
Well done and a happy birthday that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# arf!
splendid stuff, and happy belated birthday!
35 isn't old... it can't be... i'm older :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Absolutely Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
And in answer to the tagline, I walked.

From Mile End to Angel.

And back.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Thats a bit woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# i fucking walked, like i did on monday
four fucking miles in the fucking show
because my fucking boss is a fucking sadistic fucking cunt
fuck the fucking snow.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# haha!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# top shop!
top hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)