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# Yes.
It's been disgussed over the last week.

Meat batenburg.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Two types of meat,wrapped in marzipan?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# in meatipan I hope
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I would hazard a guess at...
2 of the 'squares' are minced beef, two are chicken breast cut to size, and the wrapping is bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# The idea is for it too look as much like a batenburg as possible so no bacon
It's just as well it didn't work as my sodding phone ran out of memory and didn't tell me so I don't have one photo.
I shall take one of failed meatenburg though.

Mark II will be a bit like your idea though. I shall roast a lamb joint and cut the correct sizes out and then do something similar with chicken or I may just used a port joint so I can do a proper shape.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# maybe could make some kind of baconated pastry/batter for it
or just plain pastry

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Lard lard lard lard
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Mark I failure to launch.
New improved Mark II will be firing on all cylinders soon.

I'd greatly appreciate it if waited until I finished before attempting it as I ahve put time and money into this.

Mark II will be foolproof.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Ha! Me and a housemate nearly made this, until we found out no one actually wanted to eat it.
Was going to be minced beef and chicken, all wrapped in pastry. (Or Meat and potato, we couldn't decide)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I think there's mileage in a "Battenburger"
Breadcrumbs wrapped round beef and pork processed meat cubes arranged in a checkerboard.

*patents*

Fuck knows what RG's doing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# you know
this all sounds like scottish food technology

it could have a market

hmm, battenburger

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)