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# The social life of a Polar bear

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# haha! great!
if only you could make gifs skip a couple of frames the second time around
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hahahahaha what's scapmi fries?
the shag on the pisser is class. pure class.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Manna from heaven
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE77otDJjrs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# :S i don't like the idea of lobster crisps.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# scampi!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# it's some type of marine crustacean. disgusting.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# ha
they've never seen the ocean

they are nice though. Well initially anyway. They are like the fishy version of Pork Scratchings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# In fact this has just reminded me too check this out
BOMBAY DUCK IS AVAILABLE AGAIN!

www.bombay-duck.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# it got banned for yeras
have you never eaten it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# *bokes*
I love scampi fries
I love pork sctrachings

but the idea of scampi flavoured pork scratchings...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# have you never tried both together?
nor me!

Tesco are now selling decent Pork Scratchings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I concur.
Best of all the pub snacks.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# the best of all the pub snacks are free deepfried barfood.
FACT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
# what like cheese sandwiches and peanuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# no, like spring rolls, potato wegdes, bits of pizza, wontons...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# The sarnies in my pub are something to be experienced...
No one will ever forget the horror of the Egg and Onion sandwich, or the Mayonnaise sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# hahah :D
oh beverley, what would your mother think?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahhahaha!
bloody hell.. the BBC are filming in my office... Grrrr.. I can't get to the toilets now without ending up on camera
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Goatse on screen
DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahahahaha! I'd rather not get sacked AND make an idiot of myself on screen.
I did just turn around to see what is going on, and the cameraman has moved, so there is probably a nice shot of me int eh background craning around to see what is going on. Fucksocks.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# go
then come back with a comedy wet patch down the front of your trousers
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# is it "Panorama: Office Toilet Wars" they're filming?
Channel 4 filmed me the other day, pretending to know what I was talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# ^both of the above and poor red ink on your head.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# stand slightly off camera
and send a beautiful arc of piss across screen
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahahah! christ... they gonna film the whole office by the looks of things...
I'm gonna hve to close b3ta, or I'll be giggling like a loon...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# pull up one of waspy's bbc news pages
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# they cant see my screen.... just me.
and I haven't given permission for them to do so.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# this one
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/17526/1238076126/godnews.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
not seen too many of these lately, get to work!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Yeah, they've fallen by the wayside
a bit too time consuming these days
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# hahahahahhah! that's great :D
they've gone now. They couldn't see my screen, anyway... If they use any of the general shot they just took, I damn well be in it. The sods.
Also, I'm the only one in tis part of the office wearing a jumper, as I'm right under the aircon, so it will look even more wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# You fucking weird jumper-wearer!
Seek help.
What's it for and when's it on?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# BBC News... Just some random interview about the state of the housing market or something
no idea when it's on, most likely a few times on bbc24
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# get your cock out, draw some eyes next to the base then run around going
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I'M AN ELEPHANT!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# In the background
tell some shit jokes and mug up to the camera and you'll get your own BBC3 sketch show
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Now maybe your only chance to appear on film
NAKED!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid, and rather aptly i've just upped Jahled's bash pic's to the b3ta group
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Hooray!
Mr Horrible and I are hat brothers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hat botherers?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# wanna get head get a hat
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# lies. /rather expensive hat owners blog.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Crap comedians, though:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Pfffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# thats so magical
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# 1. Brilliant
2. Excellent
3.
4. Profit!

The additiona of Irn-Bru as the hangover cure perfects this.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I knew those so-called nature documentaries were all lies!
woot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# wonderful
in every way
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# pissed bears you say
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Who's that on the ipod?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# that's you that is
remember to shut your curtains in future
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# heheh
*flashdances*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Looks like Mr Motivator
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Fanstastic!


*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
Brilliant!
12.32am FTW!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
lovin'it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# haha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)