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[challenge entry] Destination: Hull.


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(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Hehehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# he looks like Roy Castle in the second frame
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# now *that's* dedication!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I thought Dale Winton myself.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
# There's... something... on... the wing
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# :D
this is very pleasing.

Minor TJ- could someone please turn an image round for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Only in exchange for hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# *huuuuuuuug*
I'll gaz it to you, I just need it turning right 90 degrees.

Thank you everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Your wish ... :
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# TIXE?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# OH DEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?!
That's got lust and everything in it, that work.

Bloody ungrateful - that's your problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# No, I'm just frightened of red.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# No more communist meetings for YOU then, young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Fucking commies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Dear Christ did you hear Jon Snow interviewing Nick Griffin on Radio Bore this morning?
Talk about playing into the BNPs hands ... Jesus it was embarassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Wow, I have a severe case of ticklynose.
*scratch scratch*
IT'S NO GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# *chews your nose a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# BLOW A BUBBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# *makes your eye fall out*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# now look here 'image'
you've got to pull yourself together, fly straight and bally well just get on with it for the sakes of us all.

You got that?

Righto.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Best reply .
Wow?

please ignore my Gaz

I'm just too damned slow in my old age...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I don't ave no steenking gazzes?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# haha
cheers bobs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# i read that in a lieutenant george voice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I trust you grew a pencil mustache especially too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# he didn't have a moustache, although I already do.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# was it Hugh Laurie's character?
and lets see pics of the the k3b/-\b-o-tache!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# yeah it was.
here we go:

and i have a beard as well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# haha!
that is some tachage!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# the most dignified of all the facial hair.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Merv Hughes?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# no. me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Know you?
What, in the Biblical sense? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# *throws fish*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# give me half an hour with it, and I'll turn it back around.. I can be very persuasive...
*cracks knuckles*

Nings Cap!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hi Steve!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Has he just noticed that they someone has forgotten to take the cap off
of the Pitot head?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# having re-read this several times
I am none the wiser
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# hahahah!
nings Op
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# ningles
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Pfft
b3ta.com/board/9487087
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Also this doesn't deserve it's own thread
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahah! Brillant, yet a sad commentary on british politics in itself... I blame South Oxhey.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# haha!!
today is officially nazi day...
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Everyday is nazi day. *goose-steps to the kitchen*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Don't mention the war
I did it once but I think I got away with it.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I am actually
quite ashamed as I live in S Oxhey. At least we didn't elect either of the BNP MEPs.
>pedant mode off<
(Spill, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# and yet it'll be in all the papers!
I was waiting for this when I saw your lightbulb come on earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I am kinda hoping the BNP Meps will simply self combust 30 minutes after arriving in Brussels
at the sheer "Johnny-Foreign-ness" of it all
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# yes this
I bet they won't see anyone wearing onions, clogs or lederhosen etiher
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# *closes photoshop*
/and it does deserve its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Haha
Sorry matey :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# actually, yours works better for being simpler and cleaner :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# "Who do you think you are kidding Mr Griffin"
"If you think all England's brown"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# \o/
Compo suggestion

show the world through Nick Griffin's eye

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post442391
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Or from Mr Griffin's point of view
"That blokes brown, will bunk to town on the 8:21
And He'll come home with visas for his Cousins, Wife and Mum"

Etc....
(The_Mighty_Spleen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# It does
cos I was gonna do the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# aha!
Now i getcha! Good one fella...
(Son_of_Magwitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Perfectly summed up
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# this is perfect
and sad
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Fantastically shockingly accurate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Fat Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Haha nicely done!
And thank you for your kind words everyone :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Hail Yemen!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# History repeats
somehow we always forget the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Makes me ashamed to be English
The BNP that is, not the pic which is great, spot on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# nice job! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Pfffft!
Depressing, but pfffft nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# lovely stuff
yes it did deserve its own thread and the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Well, congrats.
I've been reading b3ta for about 4 or 5 years now, and most of the jokes that I don't get (forgive me, but I'm 'Merkin/septic/from the USA) I can easily Google, or there's enough explanation in the ensuing thread that I can get it.

But this one leaves me absolutely clueless. I have no idea what makes this so awesome. So I will remember it as the Single Greatest Joke I Never Got.

EDIT: Many thanks for the explanations! All's I can say is: oh. Oh dear. I really hoped we were past all of that kind of nonsense. I'd like to say that we'd never do something like that here, but I'd have thought the same of Our Friends Across the Pond.
(jessemoya, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# and i thought i was silly for initially thinking the blue bit was the land
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8088381.stm
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Take one dose of the previous link
then watch more UKTV: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsMrKVxPiQ
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Comedy show
There used to be a sitcom about the Home Guard of the Second World War. The opening sequence was basically the reverse of the image.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# BNP?
I thought it was just a comment on the current govt...
Works both ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Yep
that's about the size of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# It appears that..
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed racist is an MEP
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I like this lots
Very clever, but unfortunately not funny :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# cor
seriously thou, 2 seats, in EU, oh welcome back Adolf, not.
(haffy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Sadly
the only funny thing to have come out of the last few hours...*tips hat*
(trumplefahrt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant,
if depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# so depressing
that i have to post
(camoron, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# hahahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Hahhahahahahah!
YO JOE
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ningles steve
how's monday treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# well, i'm still too tired to realise it's monday... In fact, I'm not even sure I'm posting on here, or still dreaming.
If I am still dreaming, I guess I can say what I like on the board:

TITS-FLANGE-PUSSY-WANK-CUNTY-BOLLOCKS.

If not, I'll just look odd.

So no change there.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# nice one op
I'd forgotten all about that film
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Lovely :)
can I just ask, did you get those screencaps from any site in particular?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# i got them from youtube
pausing the clip and using print screen... there is probably a much better way though! :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)