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# Pfft
b3ta.com/board/9487087
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Also this doesn't deserve it's own thread
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahah! Brillant, yet a sad commentary on british politics in itself... I blame South Oxhey.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# haha!!
today is officially nazi day...
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Everyday is nazi day. *goose-steps to the kitchen*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Don't mention the war
I did it once but I think I got away with it.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I am actually
quite ashamed as I live in S Oxhey. At least we didn't elect either of the BNP MEPs.
>pedant mode off<
(Spill, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# and yet it'll be in all the papers!
I was waiting for this when I saw your lightbulb come on earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I am kinda hoping the BNP Meps will simply self combust 30 minutes after arriving in Brussels
at the sheer "Johnny-Foreign-ness" of it all
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# yes this
I bet they won't see anyone wearing onions, clogs or lederhosen etiher
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# *closes photoshop*
/and it does deserve its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Haha
Sorry matey :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# actually, yours works better for being simpler and cleaner :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# "Who do you think you are kidding Mr Griffin"
"If you think all England's brown"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# \o/
Compo suggestion

show the world through Nick Griffin's eye

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post442391
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Or from Mr Griffin's point of view
"That blokes brown, will bunk to town on the 8:21
And He'll come home with visas for his Cousins, Wife and Mum"

Etc....
(The_Mighty_Spleen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# It does
cos I was gonna do the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# aha!
Now i getcha! Good one fella...
(Son_of_Magwitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Perfectly summed up
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# this is perfect
and sad
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Fantastically shockingly accurate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Fat Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Haha nicely done!
And thank you for your kind words everyone :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Hail Yemen!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# History repeats
somehow we always forget the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Makes me ashamed to be English
The BNP that is, not the pic which is great, spot on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# nice job! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Pfffft!
Depressing, but pfffft nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# lovely stuff
yes it did deserve its own thread and the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Well, congrats.
I've been reading b3ta for about 4 or 5 years now, and most of the jokes that I don't get (forgive me, but I'm 'Merkin/septic/from the USA) I can easily Google, or there's enough explanation in the ensuing thread that I can get it.

But this one leaves me absolutely clueless. I have no idea what makes this so awesome. So I will remember it as the Single Greatest Joke I Never Got.

EDIT: Many thanks for the explanations! All's I can say is: oh. Oh dear. I really hoped we were past all of that kind of nonsense. I'd like to say that we'd never do something like that here, but I'd have thought the same of Our Friends Across the Pond.
(jessemoya, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# and i thought i was silly for initially thinking the blue bit was the land
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8088381.stm
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Take one dose of the previous link
then watch more UKTV: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsMrKVxPiQ
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Comedy show
There used to be a sitcom about the Home Guard of the Second World War. The opening sequence was basically the reverse of the image.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# BNP?
I thought it was just a comment on the current govt...
Works both ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Yep
that's about the size of it.
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# It appears that..
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed racist is an MEP
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I like this lots
Very clever, but unfortunately not funny :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# cor
seriously thou, 2 seats, in EU, oh welcome back Adolf, not.
(haffy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Sadly
the only funny thing to have come out of the last few hours...*tips hat*
(trumplefahrt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant,
if depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# so depressing
that i have to post
(camoron, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)