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# These new model kits aren't what they used to be...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Very nicely done
But you put him together wrong - no click for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ha.
I have a numb face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Next time you won't talk back to me, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# :(
Sorry Dicko!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# you're doing it wrong.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I'll wait until the feeling returns to his face
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Then sit on it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# And do you know what?
I'll bloody well enjoy it! ENJOY IT I TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# You bet you will.
It'd be like snogging Brian Blessed without his teeth in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Phwoar!
I am so moist right now Dixon! Why do you make me feel this way when you're so damn far away?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Wanna cyber again?
I'll do that thing again with the carrot if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
*logs on to msn*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I thought that carrot thing was just for me...
You hussy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# DIXON'S A SLAG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# What should it be then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# dicko.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# That's what it says....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# haha
Berty? Is that you?

You look... different somehow. I can't quite put my finger on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# you have created a monster!
it will destroy us all!

edit: THREAD DEPLETION!!!

so my nice shiny new schlong goes here



yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# and my comment can go here:
lovely shading.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# which as far as I can tell, is impossible to do on paint.net
yay for a smoothshaded schlong :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# It's where tattyshop
really pays dividends. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# You won't be laughing tonight
as you hear the tip trap of little aniseed feet as it scurries behind the furniture, with a whiff of coconut, biding its time...waiting for the moment to claim the life of its master.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Sieze the advantage man!
Eat it now! Strike while it's still weak
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# heheh
That would work brilliantly as a final (additional) frame.
(LittleKitty, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaha - Frankenbertie!
that's fabulous...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I have rarely seen such an obvious front page image.
Woo, Sir. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# It's the final frame that makes it
so funny, *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 17:38, archived)
#
He has blue shoes, knitwit.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 16 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# DID YOU KNOW...
John Squire (guitarist from the Stone Roses) designed Bertie Basset.
(mr pinkeye afk, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Was he around in the 1920s, then?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquorice_allsorts
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)
# 500th frontpage
surely that deserves some kind of celebration
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Indeed
*genuflects*
The ratio of 15:1 is pretty good too
*kowtows*
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# William G Stewart seemed to think so.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# hmmm
I can see goatse opportunities in this
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# LOL
I hope you connected his legs the bottom of his arms for comic effect. If not, stay well away from Ikea.
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 6:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
I wish you could actually do this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# the finished model made me piss myself
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# congratulations
on 500 front pages. Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)