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[challenge entry] There are some people who buy things using their own hard-earned pay. For everyone else, there's MemberCard.

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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# TOO GOOD
STOP BEING GOOD DR BROON
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# pfft
(I wrote this in reply to my own post by accident, but I don't think anyone noticed.)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I nearly put Mr Broon
But that would have been incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Top Work fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# cheers laddo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Ha, I like this

I believe this is actually the first thing I liked in this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Are you sure?
www.b3ta.com/board/9638217
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
hadn't seen that one :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Cockweasle fucking wins :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
already clicked that numerous times just to make sure.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Yours is fucking fantastic,
but cockweasle's is the best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# ooh, thanks very much
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# :H
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# cracking :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Fantasmically wonderlicious.
*Clicks mouse into oblivion*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Also - popular page at record pace. Deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# cheers
that'll be you clicking the mouse into oblivion that's doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Superb sir
*clickety click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# ta ninji
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Congrats on the FP sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Priceless!
Very well done. Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hehe cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Clever AND well shopped.
A hearty combo :) Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# *tips cap*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Bang!
Owned, as I believe is the current vernacular.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# sorry, I don't understand modern. can you speak slower or a little more old-fashioned please. that would be wikkid ta.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Very good.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# clicky clicky

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ta pzyko
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Really good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# To be a technically valid mastercard
two things would have to change about that number.

1. the first 2 digits would have to be in the range of 51-55
2. the last digit (if still using the 12 at the start) would have to be 8.

The right-most digit is a check-digit.

To work out if a card is valid you do the following:

Working from the second from the right you double every other number (so 2, 1, 0 etc). If the doubled number is 10 or higher, then you add the two digits together (1+0 = 1).

Once you have done this, you add the doubled numbers to the remaining (undoubled) numbers (including the check-digit) and the answer must end with a zero. If it doesn't, the card number isn't valid.

I'm bored at work, as you may be able to tell.

Not that this detracts from your picture at all :P
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# it's a MemberCard
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I know.
I'm just in FACT OF THE DAY™ mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# it was very interesting
I have learned something today. If I had been aware of such details, I would most likely have attempted to make it a valid number... but then I thought it would be easier to just go for the standard sample-version charge card format, to avoid using any particular names.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Honourable Member = Giant Purple Cock?
are you sure you haven't just used a photo of a real credit card that these crooks get issued with.

I find most politicians offensive and overpaid e.g. Mandelson - and he's not even elected!
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Neither is Brown; lest we forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Great Britain
A Dictatorship being run by an un-elected government
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Expires When...
...CAUGHT..... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Nicely..
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# ta bbdo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Looks familiar
I already have one of these in my wallet:

www.purchasingcard.info/
(Avarus, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# haha, erm
didn't know about that, but hope you get the point of my post nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)