Of course not! I spend my time sitting on B3ta managing my number of posts
But I do have an impressive array of cameras scattered across the face of the nation
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boris the spider,
Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:16,
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My seat is see through and I wear very short skirts
So you probably have a great view of my bollocks!
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry,
Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:21,
archived)
It's all part of the plan
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boris the spider,
Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:23,
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