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# Bleat.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# blue peter?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Ummm, needs more Jeremy and less dead goat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I'm in a really, really bad mood.
So no Jeremy today. Just goat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I need a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Go to Paul's
I hear the bathroom facilities there are excellent and smell awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Too late....
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# oh my good lordy.... O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:47, archived)
# How can he fuck the head?
The eye sockets are still full!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# He'll **** them out with his ***** ****** engine.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Let me guess
the missing words are

suck, eye and sucking
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# The neck holds a world of opportunities
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I prefer eye sockets and ears
But good point well made!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Well, I'm sure we all have our own opinions about which orifice of a goat's severed head is best.
If only I was still on the stats board, I'd have enjoyed having that as a quote.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I've been here semi lurking for over 2 years
And only just found about stats the other day :o And yes that would be a choice quote!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# the stats board
is a wonderful way of suddenly realising you should go outside. i *think* i've only been on the main part of it once or twice. i use that as my signal to stop posting drivel.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I used to be right up there quite often,
back when the top was over 1,000 posts, too. It was a real wake up call.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# scary
why did the top number go down so much? did everyone (except redsushi) suddenly start looking at stats and realising that it was sunny outside...?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I'm not really sure, it seems to fluctuate quite a lot.
I guess Captain Wow's disappearance is a factor.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# You may be right
Also Clan Soul and Killerkitti aren't setting the upper limit arbitrarily high anymore, either...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Should I ever reach those heady heights
Your words of wisdom will echo in my ears although with my job there's fat chance of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# storm out of your job shouting, "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
then sit at home for a few weeks. it gets easy from there.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Have you been following me?
That's eerily close to the truth of the matter on several occasions :o
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Of course not! I spend my time sitting on B3ta managing my number of posts
But I do have an impressive array of cameras scattered across the face of the nation
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# My seat is see through and I wear very short skirts
So you probably have a great view of my bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# It's all part of the plan
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)
# omfg
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:54, archived)
# fuck me
this may just be the greatest thing i've ever seen on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# This scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Beautiful

Simply beautiful

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Legend
 
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# what is beautiful about this is the lack of starred-out swearing in the final panel
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# oh my
what goes green?
(SillyMoo, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:59, archived)
# What the fuck
just happened?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Wow. Just.... wow
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# This is neither.
Big.

Clever.

or funny.

But that Goats head stew looks the fucking bollocks.

*want*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Top!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Beautiful.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# big clicks
:)
(Tuesday Lobsang Rampa has got all pig iron, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# THIS IS WONDERFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Possibly the best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I love this too much I think
It dragged an unexpectedly hearty laugh from my deep places.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:29, archived)