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# Bleat.


(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# blue peter?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Ummm, needs more Jeremy and less dead goat :(
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I'm in a really, really bad mood.
So no Jeremy today. Just goat.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I need a poo.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Go to Paul's
I hear the bathroom facilities there are excellent and smell awesome.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Too late....
:-(
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# oh my good lordy.... O_o
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:47, archived)
# How can he fuck the head?
The eye sockets are still full!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# He'll **** them out with his ***** ****** engine.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Let me guess
the missing words are

suck, eye and sucking
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# The neck holds a world of opportunities
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I prefer eye sockets and ears
But good point well made!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Well, I'm sure we all have our own opinions about which orifice of a goat's severed head is best.
If only I was still on the stats board, I'd have enjoyed having that as a quote.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I've been here semi lurking for over 2 years
And only just found about stats the other day :o And yes that would be a choice quote!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# the stats board
is a wonderful way of suddenly realising you should go outside. i *think* i've only been on the main part of it once or twice. i use that as my signal to stop posting drivel.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I used to be right up there quite often,
back when the top was over 1,000 posts, too. It was a real wake up call.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# scary
why did the top number go down so much? did everyone (except redsushi) suddenly start looking at stats and realising that it was sunny outside...?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I'm not really sure, it seems to fluctuate quite a lot.
I guess Captain Wow's disappearance is a factor.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# You may be right
Also Clan Soul and Killerkitti aren't setting the upper limit arbitrarily high anymore, either...
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Should I ever reach those heady heights
Your words of wisdom will echo in my ears although with my job there's fat chance of that!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# storm out of your job shouting, "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
then sit at home for a few weeks. it gets easy from there.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Have you been following me?
That's eerily close to the truth of the matter on several occasions :o
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Of course not! I spend my time sitting on B3ta managing my number of posts
But I do have an impressive array of cameras scattered across the face of the nation
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# My seat is see through and I wear very short skirts
So you probably have a great view of my bollocks!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# It's all part of the plan
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)
# omfg
YES!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:54, archived)
# fuck me
this may just be the greatest thing i've ever seen on b3ta
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# This scares me.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Beautiful

Simply beautiful

*clicks*
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Excellent.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Legend
 
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# what is beautiful about this is the lack of starred-out swearing in the final panel
nicely done
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# oh my
what goes green?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:59, archived)
# What the fuck
just happened?!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Wow. Just.... wow
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# This is neither.
Big.

Clever.

or funny.

But that Goats head stew looks the fucking bollocks.

*want*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Top!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Beautiful.
Well done.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# big clicks
:)
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# THIS IS WONDERFUL
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Possibly the best thing ever.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I love this too much I think
It dragged an unexpectedly hearty laugh from my deep places.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:29, archived)