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# How can he fuck the head?
The eye sockets are still full!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# He'll **** them out with his ***** ****** engine.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Let me guess
the missing words are

suck, eye and sucking
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# The neck holds a world of opportunities
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I prefer eye sockets and ears
But good point well made!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Well, I'm sure we all have our own opinions about which orifice of a goat's severed head is best.
If only I was still on the stats board, I'd have enjoyed having that as a quote.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I've been here semi lurking for over 2 years
And only just found about stats the other day :o And yes that would be a choice quote!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# the stats board
is a wonderful way of suddenly realising you should go outside. i *think* i've only been on the main part of it once or twice. i use that as my signal to stop posting drivel.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I used to be right up there quite often,
back when the top was over 1,000 posts, too. It was a real wake up call.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# scary
why did the top number go down so much? did everyone (except redsushi) suddenly start looking at stats and realising that it was sunny outside...?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I'm not really sure, it seems to fluctuate quite a lot.
I guess Captain Wow's disappearance is a factor.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# You may be right
Also Clan Soul and Killerkitti aren't setting the upper limit arbitrarily high anymore, either...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Should I ever reach those heady heights
Your words of wisdom will echo in my ears although with my job there's fat chance of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# storm out of your job shouting, "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
then sit at home for a few weeks. it gets easy from there.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Have you been following me?
That's eerily close to the truth of the matter on several occasions :o
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Of course not! I spend my time sitting on B3ta managing my number of posts
But I do have an impressive array of cameras scattered across the face of the nation
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# My seat is see through and I wear very short skirts
So you probably have a great view of my bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# It's all part of the plan
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)