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Only 2nd post. I suck!
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I F Hobo then {steal bindle} ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:33,
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Hahahaha
Hull for you.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:34,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:34,
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haha
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:35,
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Oh. Fuck. YES!
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:36,
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ha ha!
took me a mo!
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:38,
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pmsl took me a second to see that
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:41,
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Oh.
Oh dear. I feel ashamed for finding this funny.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:43,
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Epic.
Took me a minute too
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:43,
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Superb
try and post more!!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:44,
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This is sublime.
I am gong to click.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:51,
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ris?
Am i being thick? Dont get it.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:53,
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Yes
Check the file name, thicky.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:55,
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oh...ok.,....
i dont think i was being THAT thick....
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:10,
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To recover
You could comment how Thalidomide was in fact a very effective drug but sadly released as a mixed isomer form when in fact it was only one isomer that was harmful (I believe R was safe and the S isomer harmful causing birth defects) thus heightening the tragedy of it all.
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:27,
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SCIENCE!
*suitably impressed*
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:34,
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apparently, the "safe" isomer
can be converted in the body to the harmful one : (
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:50,
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I didn't think this
could happen with optical isomerism.
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monkeybananaraffle ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:22,
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I'm afraid it can. I've been doing a little digging.
A similar thing happens with ibuprofen. The non-active isomer gets converted (by an enzyme) to the active one (not the other way around, fortunately - otherwise it would be useless). In the case of thalidomide, both isomers are active : one isomer suppresses morning sickness, the other causes birth defects. Unfortunately, the beneficial isomer can be converted in your body to the harmful one, although I'm not sure if the conversion can go the other way.
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:20,
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Science^2
Well, yes, but the two isomers can convert in-vivo, so although there is a safer form, I'd still not want to risk it.
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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon ,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:27,
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THICKO!
*points and laughs*
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Fitznicely into a thimble ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:00,
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Jesus would point too
but he has to swing around to do it ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:03,
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I had to filename.
w/y/h!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:03,
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I didn't get it either...
..really thick of me as Thalidomide is in the news constantly huh ?
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Grindstaff ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:20,
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yahhhaa
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:53,
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Hahaha!
Great stuff :D And yes, you suck for not posting more! :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:54,
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Crikey
that's flidding brilliant!
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Fitznicely into a thimble ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:59,
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Hahaha!
woo/yay/hull!
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:59,
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So clever, so wrong
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newintown ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:09,
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wrong? don't think so there's no arm in it
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ManicMyna Hmmm ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:54,
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fnar
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mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:48,
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Hahahaha
Ironically my first words were "Jesus Christ"
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:16,
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Ironic?
Like ... 'rain on your wedding day'-irony?
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CTU_Bauer ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:45,
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now i feel sick.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:05,
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hahaha!!!!!!
it took me ages to get cos im thick!!! :D WINNAR
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:13,
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Haha
Had to filename it, but only cos I'm slow :)
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:20,
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oh dear
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Grampa ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:25,
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Hahahahaha!
Sacrilitastic You get click
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Tagnut loves pies ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:36,
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cor, fp with your 2nd post
good job :)
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gtfomh ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:11,
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*stares blankly at screen*
Wait for it. Wait for it. Oh, you are going to Hull. Clicky.
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FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards) ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:16,
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smartarse
i'm so jealous sulks
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danceswithferrets is leaking sanity ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:22,
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you don't suck
you´re sick :)
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1! ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:22,
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First I had to check the comments for the inevitable de-ris
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:32,
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First I had to check the comments for the inevitable de-RIS.
Then I had to check the file name. Then I had to wiki thalidomide. Then I stared for a long time until I realised that the crosses had slightly shorter cross beams... tumble weed ensued. My fault though for being thick.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:34,
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exactly my process of de-RIS
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:47,
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Thanx!
For all the comments and the fp.
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I F Hobo then {steal bindle} ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:08,
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Haha
I persevered and didn't have to look at file name or anything. Good stuff.
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Flash_Bastard ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:41,
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Ahahahaaaaaaaa!!! XD
Oh man, you're going to Hull for sure... I'll save you a seat! Top work, I'm still giggling like a freshly-goosed schoolgirl! \o/ *Clicketty*
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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that... ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:54,
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This is superb.
That is all.
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.Yeti. ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:15,
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Bloody hell!
Hahahahahahaha! Winnar!
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Monty Propps ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:07,
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You sir
are a genius
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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:35,
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If only there were a 'I fucking love this' button...
:(
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The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape. ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:00,
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Very subtle
Nice.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:22,
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Hahahaha
fuck!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:31,
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LOL!!!!!
And all because Mary couldn't knit arms :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:42,
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fucking great :)
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Tuesday Lobsang Rampa has got all pig iron ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:06,
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I'm speechless.
It's like someone's sublimed pixels and they've crystallised into a thing that is both beautiful and shameful. I clicked til my mouse broke.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:22,
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What's the smalled pub in the world?
The Thalydamide Arms
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Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:30,
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HAHAHA
sweet zombie jesus that's brilliant. Took me far too long to get it, but that just made the penny drop all the sweeter. W/Y/H/P!
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:10,
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*checks filename*
:O (woo)
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:44,
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Top woo-age!
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Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future. ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:03,
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HAHAHAHAAH
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:05,
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I knew this had to be good
because of all the comments, but I stared at it for quite a while... Then I went "ouch!" Have (yet another) click.
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enceladus ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:05,
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Tim Minchin reference because I'm seeing him tommorow.
"Help, I've got something in my eye!" "Calm down, calm down, and think: what would thalidomide Jesus do?"
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sarahlicity ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:17,
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Ha! That's terrible
And wonderful.Awesome lurkage also
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:45,
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this ^
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:11,
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Utterly amazing
*Clickedy Click*
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nikkibic is like a candle in the wind... unreliable ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:14,
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Oh you are on your way sonny!
*clicks*
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rjmrjm ,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:17,
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I don't often Clickedy Click on image challenges...
...but this is truly awesome. I often have thoughts like this run through my head. Like: what if the chosen execution method at the time had been lethal injection? Millions of christians praying to a giant needle...?
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist ,
Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:19,
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ooooh - this!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:07,
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Haha!
It took me a few secs but I got there!
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Fluffster ,
Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:02,
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So, just out of curiousity...
...how'd you choose the three photos? I only ask because I pass the giant cross in the top pic every time I visit my mother. It's in the US, in Effingham, Illinois.
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chase ,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:51,
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Took me long enough.
*snort*
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DeactivateThisDisaster No. ,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:06,
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fucking hell
i'm joining the masses of people who had to filename it. and also having reacted by going "Jesus Christ!"
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Sat 3 Oct 2009, 7:47,
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