b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9804892 (Thread)

# So, the vacuum cleaner, iron, mop etc
are examples of female marital aids?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# They're modern anniversary gifts
1st Iron
2nd Duster
3rd rolling pin
4th wisk
5th Hoover
6th Mop

7th divorce papers. (7 year itch and all that y'know?)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)
# 8...?
9 profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
#
profit Bankrupt
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# 8... 9..?
Who the hell stays together for that length of time? I suppose you'd have to get a coffee maker or a hot latino gardener for those anniveraries.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Rolling Pin's just before Divorce
Don't you read Andy Capp?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Why do you say
'female'?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)