my niece was crying last week at a story in the paper about 2 boys burning a cat to death. it was horrible, but i couldn't resist. i said to her "when they lit it, it went woof!" strangely, the laughing from everyone else in the room just made her cry more
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:23,
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Reminds me of the old one
What has four legs and goes 'woof'?
Piper Alpha*
*Redeemable for one kicking in your Scottish oil town of choice
(Cadmushas teh uplikn coeds at,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:28,
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heheheh
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:29,
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Hahaha!
That's the earliest news story I can remember.
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:30,
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aww
my friends son got a piggy bank for his birthday and dropped it on the floor as he unwrapped it. I commented that he need to put his pocket money into it first. everyone laughed. he, however, went postal.......
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:29,
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pfff!
bugger, babysitting time. 'bye all!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:30,
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