Abusing freebies
A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
( , Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
( , Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Red Bull
A year or so ago I used to work in a rather large electrical superstore. We would get regular visits from sales reps offering free pens and promotional items. However on the said day a car with a large redbull can pulled up outside. I welcomed the 'redbull' promoters into the store at which point they told me that they were here to let us sample their product.
"How many members of staff work here?"
Thankfully I was switched on, there was about 15 of us working that day...
"I think theres about 60 of us today"
Result, 80 cans of redbull in the staff fridge as they left a few extra's.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:22, Reply)
A year or so ago I used to work in a rather large electrical superstore. We would get regular visits from sales reps offering free pens and promotional items. However on the said day a car with a large redbull can pulled up outside. I welcomed the 'redbull' promoters into the store at which point they told me that they were here to let us sample their product.
"How many members of staff work here?"
Thankfully I was switched on, there was about 15 of us working that day...
"I think theres about 60 of us today"
Result, 80 cans of redbull in the staff fridge as they left a few extra's.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:22, Reply)
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