Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Umm... Childbirth!I'm gonna get in trouble for this one. Lying on the operating table mid emergency c-section, wide awake, pumped full of drugs, legs akimbo and a 9 strong surgical team opening me up, I can see my parents in the anti room thru the glass, and my husband (Count Dante) stood next to me being caring and panicked with his dreadlocks comedically tucked into a surgical hat...i guess i should have been scared or thinking amazingly motherly thoughts at the impending birth of my child but all i could think of was "oh my god, the surgeon tinkering about near my mimsy looks like Thierry Henry, mmmmmmmm".
Technically i was totally numb from the waist down so how on earth? meh, i blame the drugs and having been in labour for 60 hours.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 16:05, Reply)
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