When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Thankfully...It didn't happen to me...
A friend was hurtleing allong a country lane at night on what was at the time the most highly tuned suzuki bandit 400 in the uk, a rabbit hops into the middle of the road as he is tipped over going arround a corner... now adding a rabbit to a motorcycle wheel at speed, adding the fact the mototcycle is cornering this tends to make the bike make a very sudden change of direction, in this case into a ditch...
The front of the bike resembles a pollock painting, as does his wrists which were shattered completely, lots of blood and mess, he stays awake enough to see the bunny hop off into the night...
No wanking for over a year, wrists now made of 30% steel, written off bike and lots and lots of pain...
Bunnys... bastards.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 12:44, Reply)
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