If the Managing Director laughed
at someone shitting in one of his underlings' toolbox, then the workplace was completely dysfunctional. I don't believe any of this happened.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:14, 1 reply)

well the md was the owner
might not make a difference to you disbelievers but the MD did own the place and about 2 months later sold it for millions.
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:31, closed)

good for him
MORE FAIL!!!!

I don't mind that, so much, it's more the appalling literacy level displayed.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:01, closed)

For me it's not whether it's true or not
It's the fact you're an advocate for shitting in things in order to resolve petty grievances.

Are you the same guy who had a shit in a lift? I can't be arsed to look for that post.

Maybe badger needs to add a new section to his list: "bottom protests"
( rofl harris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:07, closed)

not my proudest moment
I wouldn't advocate shitting in a toolbox now, and I have never shat anywhere else except for the Armitage shanks and a bin on the curry mile in Manchester (another story when the QOTW comes that matches the story).

its a story however that makes certain people laugh especially if you knew the guy (nickname speedie lives near Burnley). Therefore I wanted to share this story with the rest of the B3tans.
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:33, closed)