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Your Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."

So, tell us your banking stories of woe.

No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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is definately the poisonous vitriol that has been vented over the undeserving and unsuspecting. The call centre slaves, the 'counter gibbons'(phucking love that term, though) and, in the case of the righteous chap who micturated through the letter slot - the bloody cleaning staff.
So what if they are not responsible for bank policy, the setting of fees and charges or automated procedures? Who gives a rancid rat cadaver if they didn't make the original error that caused all the knickery twisting?
Phuck you random employee that is selfishly trying to make a living! Cunts.
(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 7:11, 8 replies)
Ah
It's not the normal employees that we have a problem with. It's the ones that are feckless, witless and plainly don't give a monkeys when we're trying to access our money that is legally ours.

All we want is a shred of humanity considering money is so important to us. When you don't get that, you can understand why people go off on one.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 8:39, closed)
Still no reason to be cunts to the poor bastards working there.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:44, closed)
that depends entirely on who starts it
if they act like a cunt first, then I reserve my right to be cunty back to them.
(bblgoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:52, closed)
How exactly do they act like a cunt towards you?
They started it, are you five?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:55, closed)
hahaha, oh fuck.
did you just basically say "they started it"
oh man
fucking kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:58, closed)
He's windmilling and doing that cry talking thing as he speaks
"Hee...*sniff* started...*sniff* it...*sniff* wabbleBLABBLEBLEEEE *snot flies out*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:05, closed)
You lost focus towards the end of that post
keep it together man.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:21, closed)
I Like This.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:44, closed)

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