Colin
We hired a temp called Colin.
Colin always wore a baseball cap, which was so grimy it shined along it's edges. He was weird, and I mean really weird, he was in his 50's and still lived with his mum.
She would make his sandwich's which practically every day consisted of mouldy bread with either mouldy cheese, or the one day some unidentifiable meat which was literally green, we could smell it when it was in his desk drawer, and every day without fail he ate it, how he was never ill I don't know.

But Colin had a secret desire, he wanted to sleep with Lara croft of tomb raider fame, not the movie version though, no, he wanted the game version.
Colin would spend every lunch hour playing the game and getting Lara Croft to do handstands in the vain hope he could get a view up her shorts or top.
When he found an image he liked he took a screen grab and would print it off for "his collection".

The ultimate came when we sent him to survey a school building, according to the guy he took with him, they surveyed the girls toilets 5 times, because Colin kept "forgetting" about something.
(Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 11:36, 2 replies)

Haha!
I'm sure I've met one of these at some point
( Weetobix, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 12:19, closed)

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did you fire a temp called Colin?
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 6:12, closed)