Instiutional Eating Disorder
Being a poor wee student, I take on holiday work at the local supermarket to fund the term-time shenanigans. I work in a team of ladies, all some years older than me, part of the yummy mummy set and constantly competitive dieting. Come break time, after six hours at the grindstone, the hunger pangs are well and truly kicked in. As I tuck into my tasty canteen sandwich, they start.

"Ooh, someone's hungry!"
"Save some for the rest of us"
"You won't be able to pack it away like that when you've had kids"
or the most offensive:
"You'll get fat"

Well, if they are happy to survive all day on an apple and three raisins, good luck to them, but I'll be sticking to the bacon and eggs diet plan.

All size 8 of me.
(Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 19:03, 4 replies)

try bringing a camp-stove to work
You could make a whole fry-up in front of them at lunch time! Watch as their will breaks...
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 19:13, closed)

^^ What he said ^^
You should make it your #1 priority to make whatever you eat seem like the single most tasty thing ever made. Then stretch out, pat your belly and say "Oh i'm soooo full...".

And if you have a packet of crisps, make sure to offer them one, and be completely incessant in your attempt to push the greasy goodness onto them. If they take one, watch as thier "Low Fat" state of mind disintegrates, and expect to find them hiding away scoffing a Big eat bag of Doritos half an hour later.
( Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 20:03, closed)

I vote for the camp stove fry-up
Eat every meal with gusto and lots of dramatics, making each bite seem like the best ever. If nothing else, it will make them sick with jealousy over your ability to eat like a normal person instead of starving yourself into a Gillian McKeith-esque harpy.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 22:35, closed)

Just grill/fry some bacon
nothing makes the mouth water like cooking bacon (and I don't even like bacon)
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:42, closed)