There are women that actually wear dodgy knickers like that AB
Unfortunately your knowledge of the female body in general is distinctly lacking. *

*Wicca'd Witch doesn't count.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:05, 3 replies)

They were of the Little Mermaid variety
Absolutely, her innocence was a playful illusion. I realised pretty quickly that I was the naive and inexperienced participant of that encounter.

We're still friends and occasionally share stories so can't elucidate, though I'm afraid our casual sexy times are a thing of the past as she has rightly met a chap she wants to settle down with.
(BlinkingZeroes Has got 99 problems but 8-bit ain't one., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:20, closed)

Hope you fucked her in the tail part.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:24, closed)

My ex had a full set of knickers, labelled Monday to Sunday.
I always felt uncomfortable if she had the wrong corresponding ones on.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:43, closed)

That is just wrong Pookie.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:47, closed)

Me or her?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:50, closed)

Her
Your OCD is normal for a B3tan.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:52, closed)

My perversion gland needs fixing.
When presented with the blank canvas conjured up by being told about your exes underwear... Why was the first thing I wondered if she had socks labelled with each day of the week too? Why!?
(BlinkingZeroes Has got 99 problems but 8-bit ain't one., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:07, closed)

Foot Fetish mate.
Quite common.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:24, closed)

I like mixing my Bonds Day of the Week socks up for a little bit of mindfuck fun.
Left foot is in Saturday, but right foot is way back in Wednesday.
My Reg Grundys are just plain manky. All of them.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:27, closed)

My scientific calculations estimate
That your Reg Grundys are somewhere around midnight Thursday and 1am Friday...
(BlinkingZeroes Has got 99 problems but 8-bit ain't one., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:53, closed)

@ that stage I'm lucky to be clothed
let alone compos mentis. If I've still got my grundies on then the night hasn't gone well...
But yes - slap[dash] bang in the middle. Manky as always.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:09, closed)

Hello upset blue name person.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:28, closed)

Hello Twiglet legs... x

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:39, closed)

Hahahahaa

( Trollman, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:01, closed)