Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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'Friendly' RozzerApart from the usual cautions for passing out in bushes (since when was sleeping in roundabout bushes illegal?) i've mostly been a good boy, or got away with it.
However, a good friend of mine just returned from one of the spanish islands where he'd been working. One night, pissed as a fart and off his face, he wandered into the toilets of his favourite club. Only to come face to face with one of the local cops, in full uniform, gun and all, doing a massive line of coke.
The cop made him to do a line too, presumably not as a completley friendly gesture ...
(yay, first post, my mum would be proud)
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 20:17, Reply)
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