Brits AbroadUnion jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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Crimes against good tasteLived in Lanzarote a few years ago. Whilst house hunting we looked at a place owned by an old brit woman who had carpets throughout and wood-chip wallpaper, painted in pastel shades. You wouldn't think twice about it here but I swear in all my years there I NEVER saw a single other house with carpets or wallpaper. It was fucking hideous.
Also remember talking to a pissed old irish guy in PdC who was perched on a barstool and gazing out to sea. He looked puzzled for a moment as he stared at the island on the horizon. He asked me what it was and I told him it was Furtaventura. He paused then said "Hmmm. It wasn't there last year was it".
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 9:00, 3 replies)
LMAO.How could anyone miss Fuerteventura?
It's like, right there, in broad daylight.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:44, closed)
But Feurtaventura is new.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 14:00,
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Ah... the Disney version on the next island?(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:57, closed)
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