Annoying words and phrases
Marketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
Marketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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American companies
I briefly worked for one, and learned all kinds of exciting new words, including 'webinar' - also 'town hall' = meeting of everyone in the company; 'right-sizing exercise' - redundancies. I can't remember the others, but it really did take some of the pain out of bad news to hear all the made-up terms they used to describe it. Oh, and they loved the 'bus' analogy - you know, "we're making changes and you're either on the bus with us, or being left behind".
Also, our induction included a song about integrity. I heard that during the AGMs in the US, our glorious leaders would enter the stage to the sound of our integrity anthem. Special times.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I briefly worked for one, and learned all kinds of exciting new words, including 'webinar' - also 'town hall' = meeting of everyone in the company; 'right-sizing exercise' - redundancies. I can't remember the others, but it really did take some of the pain out of bad news to hear all the made-up terms they used to describe it. Oh, and they loved the 'bus' analogy - you know, "we're making changes and you're either on the bus with us, or being left behind".
Also, our induction included a song about integrity. I heard that during the AGMs in the US, our glorious leaders would enter the stage to the sound of our integrity anthem. Special times.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)
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