I hate poetry
I can appreciate people wanting to write it, and there is the odd one that does appeal, but uses of it like the above are fucking dire. It's the same as adverts with shitty songs in them, like that go compare one that is on at the moment with the tenor.

fucking terrible.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:48, 2 replies)

they could have at least made the effort
to keep the meter consistent. that's fucking shite.
(keyboardman, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:29, closed)

you just know that the dick who wrote it
was clapping themselves on the back and applauding their own wit and talent.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 16:01, closed)

To be fair
I'm applauding him too.

Bit of the 'ol humor.
(Scritty Bakerman., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:20, closed)

The GoCompare advert
is abysmal because of the existance of that tenor. His only function was to be the punchline of "he's only a tenor".
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:58, closed)