Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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one squeezed his stupid red panting self down the middle of the two lanes of traffic on the embankment the other morningand in doing so rode smack into the side of my cab. he started effing and blinding, to which the cabbie - pretty reasonably i thought - asked him why he wasn't in the cycle lane.
"it's fucking optional," the cyclist snarled. i felt like asking him how he'd like it if i walked slowly down the middle of the cycle lane and held his speed down to a fucking crawl. but i didn't, because he looked sort of stabby.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:31,
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It is optional. What really matters is whose fault the collision was.(
Peej, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:43,
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then why bother having it? narrowing down the street for decent human beings...also if you ride into a non-moving vehicle, it is inevitably your fault. darwinism in action.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:51,
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I'm sure there are many examples of things that exist but are optional.Banisters are a constant source of irritation in my house. I am of the belief that they should be used at all times as that's what they are there for. However my kids say "It's fucking optionaaaaahhgghhhhhh bump bump bump owwww waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah DADDYYYY!"
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Peej, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:15,
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Yeah.Your kids are pricks.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:21,
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Haven't you taught them stair jumps yet?Just what kind of parent are you?
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some of them are alrightbut some of them are utter utter pricklords
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:51,
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You could say the same about cyclists.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:28,
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Er ...I think she did.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:31,
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I like MM was referring to cabbies...(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:33,
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Vaggy's getting slow in his old age.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:42,
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There is this excellent insane old woman who marauds the streets of Oxford.She's always outrageously drunk, and does entertaining things like getting on the buses of unsuspecting drivers, and standing there ranting incoherent abuse at them.
The reason I mention her, is her particular hatred of passing cyclists (of which Oxford has a great many), at whom she will charge and engage in an awkward melee. I've seen her kick man-and-bike clean off the pavement.
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I love my mum.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:48,
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I no longer love her anus.It's a little gapey for my liking these days.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:05,
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