caught.. as in stuck in..
I got to the tube yesterday morning and could just hear my metro line pulling in to the station.. i ran through the barriers, down the steps and Jumped on the first carriage just as that BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP of the doors closing started... trapping my handbag one side of the door, and with the strap wrapped tightly round my fucking elbow.

WHY WHY WHY ME?? Unfortunately for the rat race of London, I had my Ipod in with rival schools blaring and after the doors shut i just stood their shouting ''FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK'' concentrating more on my bag being on the outside of the moving train, than the volume of my swearing. And you know what they're like, everyone just deadly looked up like ''what a fucking peasant stuck in a door'' one guy did try and claw it open but it was a bit pointless really.

yeah.. YOU THINK THEY OPEN WHEN SOMETHING IS STUCK IN THEM.. well let me tell you first hand they obviously dont when the ting stuck in them is half a cm's worth of leather and not a person.

Make matters worse.. I was due to get off at kings cross and the fucking tube did that shit thing where the doors on the otherside open.. for two more stops than i cared to go.

Caught in a tube door. ITS SO HARD BEING ME, i genuinely think i deserve to win the lottery.
(nettestar meeow, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:20, 4 replies)

That is ten bags of shit
Did your bag escape unscathed?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:57, closed)

I think the phrase you're looking for is
Fuck My Life
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:09, closed)

Sorry.....
But I'd have split my sides laughing at you.


London, eh?
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 0:36, closed)

Rival Schools?
You deserved everything you got.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 7:46, closed)