Sorry, guys...
Whilst some of you may not actually believe this, it did happen.

There are very few things that get permanently stored in the movies of your mind, and I am aware that time can change your memories.

Some things are permanently etched there, though...

Such as the first time you saw your Grandma naked.

Now, try and not think of that.
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)