lol, I love simpling the bigwigs :D
A few years back some company bigwig was walking around our centre; a small aging man in a suit who no-one had seen before. He was walking around people's desks checking to see what everyone was doing.

He spies some random office worker who had just finished a call and struts over to him. With a little cheeky grin he says "What did you do just then?" and points at the agent's monitor.

The agent turns around, looks him up and down and says rather loudly "Who in the fuck are you?"

He caught his P45 quicker than a group of Ethiopians chasing an ice-cream van.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)