Excellent story
I too attended a well known Scottish private school (not the one you went to) and remember fondly some of the japes that went down on a regular basis, including getting caught by undercover cops drinking K cider in the back alleys, getting stoned in a kirkyard before going back to the boarding house and having to sign in whilst caned to the dribbling max; and learning what the best hiding places for contraband are, even in the smallest of rooms.

None of those stories are good enough to tell in this qotw, and nowhere near as good and well composed as your tale.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:26, 2 replies)

thanks
odd places, public schools - dysfunctional micro-societies
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:15, closed)

Watson's ?

( rgordon00, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 1:11, closed)