Jeremy Clarkson stayed at the hotel I worked at
and was a complete tit. Apart from speaking down to the staff and clicking his fingers for service at the bar he wound all the staff up that day including me but somebody I worked with decided to find his place sitting for evening dining and started to rub all the cutlery Jeremy would be using up and down his sweaty ass crack. Later on a load of us decided to watch him eating while smirking.
(Fluffster, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:12, 4 replies)

Catering staff - fear them
for they are society's revenge on wankers.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:40, closed)

Never
ever ever ever upset people who work with your food. Ever...........Ever.
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:15, closed)

complete arse
A friend of mine works as a gamekeeper where Clarkson sometimes goes shooting, and from what he's told me Clarkson basically ignores or offends everyone he doesn't know.
From his account Clarkson sounds like a complete twunt!
(Bad_Dogg, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:28, closed)

I always thought
JC would be just this type of twat.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:48, closed)