Right.
46. Taking your shoes off when you go into a house. Buy a vacuum cleaner.

-What the fuck? No dirt where you live?

31. Saying “Gutted”.

-That's firemen screwed then.

12. Fish knives.

-what exactly is the problem with fish knives? They're not for little fish to go around stabbing each other, you know.

52. Vest tops.

Sometimes it gets hot, Captain Taliban. And exactly how much is 'too much leg'? Because I'm starting to think you might mean 'any leg'.

7. Eating in public.

- yes, how dare people masticate in front of each other, the dirty sods.

Seriously, you need... something. I'm not sure what it is. Try heroin.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, 2 replies)

See...
Fish knives and steak knives.
Surely it's "common" not to use them?
( Cawl, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:26, closed)

I think, in the typical way of the upper class (if this pillock is, although I doubt it)
he probably just shovels it all in with a fork and chews with his mouth open.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:27, closed)

Lovely...
Like a horse.
Which, interestingly enough is what most of those fuckers look like anyway.

I really try hard not to judge people, but he (I assume this is a "he") must be the most boring bastard in the world.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:29, closed)

I would say this is a he, he doesn't realise the idiocy
of telling people off for wearing high heels, and advising court shoes instead.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:36, closed)

I have no idea
What court shoes are, but your train of logic seems impeccable.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:41, closed)

Have a look.
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=court+shoe&gbv=2
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:42, closed)

Oh, thanks!
So, do we attempt to seduce him, just to give him a real-life punch in the face from all of b3ta, or is it not worth the effort?
( Cawl, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:46, closed)

I reckon we give him prole cancer.
Smash the system etc.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:48, closed)

Ya see...
Smashing the System would be less fun than smashing his reproductive system with a brick.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:55, closed)

you missed these two
38. Saying naughty lady words c**t and t**t, I never use them, they are disgusting, the worst words and nobody has the right to use them EVER.

- You cunty twatface.

45. Swearing in every sentence. Swear words should only be used very occasionally e.g. when I stub a toe nothing helps as much as saying fuckity fuckity fuck fuck over and over again.

- See previous response.
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:30, closed)

I most certainly am not a cunty twatface, you pissfaced owl vagina.
:-)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:34, closed)

^^^
MFOTFABL
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:37, closed)

Yes. No. Green? 45.6.
Ooooh, ooh, I know. The Catholic Diocese between the years of 1904 and 1912.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:38, closed)

Sorry
that's a bit of obscure b3ta slang there. It means moved foot on the floor a bit laughing.

It's an acceptable way of using lol without looking like a 14 year old.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:43, closed)

Ahhhh I seeee

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:48, closed)

Like, that soooooo was not shitting aimed at you, right
Dude!!!!!!!!!! OMG WTF
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:39, closed)

Ahh, can't beat a bit of comedy misunderstanding.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:40, closed)