One of my mates...
... over the course of several weeks convinced one of his friends - who did not know me otherwise - that I had a 12 inch cock. Unbeknownst to me, and with the help of a few mates this bloke, Lars, was led to believe that I was more than well endowed.

Everyone was in on the joke apart from Lars - and me. They had told him how I had problems finding a girl that could 'cope' with me, how happy I was I finally found one - who albeit being petite - had a rather spacious receptacle... etc. You get the idea.

One night we all met up. I arrived at the pub and everyone - including Lars - was there.

I had no idea why everyone fell off his chair in the pub when - on asked where my girlfriend was - I innocently said she didn't want to come out as she had a sore throat.

BTW It's more like 4 really.
( bierbelly, Sat 14 May 2011, 10:54, 3 replies)

One of the few posts where a gag about length would have been appropriate
and you cocked it up.
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Sun 15 May 2011, 14:22, closed)

Yeah, shame
pun intended?
(friedel, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:01, closed)

4 sore throats?

What is she, a cow?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:20, closed)