I don't get out much
Upon turning 19, I moved out of my parental abode. My cat was far too old to move with me and, frankly, my parents would have done anything to retain possession of the fluffeh little girl. And so it was, I became a young and innocent little Flirt out on my own for the first time.

I missed my kitty.

After a few weeks alone in my new apartment, I could stand the lack of furry purryness no more and obtained 2 new fluffehs. I even went out on a limb and procured male cats this time around.

One of my new kitties liked having his belly rubbed. During one such petting session, I noticed little bumps on his chest and tummy. I began to worry. Did I in fact acquire a diseased kitty? Would the one with bumps pass on his illness to the younger and bump-free new little brother?

I checked the kitten. I found bumps on him too. Oh the wailing and gnashing of teeth. My poor new kitties would not be long for this world!

I rushed my sweet little kittens, who were obviously dying of some grave disease, to the vet. My worries weren’t alleviated when the vet had to look twice, then thrice at said bumps.

Then the vet giggled and pronounced the bumps to be nipples.

“What?” I exclaimed, “But how can that be? They are boys!”

The vet, with a mostly straight face, explained that all mammals have nipples, regardless of gender. I remained confused.

And then it, along with the cringing embarrassment, finally sunk in. My fluffeh boys weren’t dying, they were normal kitty boys with nipples.

I slunk out of the vet’s office with my face burning and my checkbook a bit lighter for the visit.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 1 Dec 2008, 19:55, 6 replies)

Heheh
You made me giggle.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 22:17, closed)

Thanks
I was kind of an idiot when I was a kid....
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 1 Dec 2008, 22:41, closed)

well...
thats what you get for liking cats
(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 6:54, closed)

I've actually
got three nipples.

I know that's not really relevant, I'm just saying.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 7:38, closed)

You get a
click and an outright belly laugh.
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:38, closed)

MANBOOB KITTEH
CAN HAZ NIPPELS?

Bless. Have a click for mirth and fluffehness.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:48, closed)