McDonald's
Working in McDonald's has it's perks. Cheaper food, crap pay e.t.c. But you can guarantee almost every day there are several truly fucking stupid complaints/comments. Here are several:

(Coming up to Christmas time)
Customer: Can I have a Big Mac meal with a 'Santa'
Me: (Tries ignoring the blatently stupid joke) Yes sir, anything else?
Customer: Can you make sure it's a Santa and not a Fanta? (Giggles to his wife and kids in the car)
Yes very funny. Now fuck off and choke on your pickle.

Customer: Can I have a Big Mac please, but under no circumstances am I to have pickle in it, I am extremely allergic to pickes, if I eat one I will die.
Me: Yes no problem, I take it you don't want the sauce on it either?
Customer: No I like the sauce, just no pickle as I'm extremely allergic to pickles.
Me: Yes I understand, but there is pickles in the sauce too, so if I left the sauce on there you would most surely die!
Customer: Are you fuckin' thick? I DONT. WANT. ANY. PICKLE. UNDERSTAND???!?
(I really really hope you suffer so badly through me trying to prevent your immediate death. Have a nice day)

Customer: I ordered a Quarter Pounder with Cheese but I wanted it without cheese
Me: You do realise that all quarter pounders come with cheese? The clues in the title. I can get one made for you.
Customer: Well shouldn't you ask if I wanted it without cheese?
Me: Well no, if you order a quarter pounder with cheese, you're gonna get cheese on it.
Customer: Well I think it's disgusting. I want to speak to a manager.
(Off I go to get the manager who tells her the exact same thing, so she takes the half eaten burger out of the box and throws it in his face. Then has the cheek to ask for a refund. This was the first time I ever heard a manager tell a customer to 'Go fuck yourself you sour faced cunt'

Customer: Excuse me, what time are you open until?
Me: Half past 10 (It was 9 o clock now)
Customer: Ok, so will I be able to buy my food now?
Me:...........

Customer: Excuse me, I just bought a cheeseburger and by the time I got home it was cold.
Me: I'm sorry about that, would you be able to return and we can replace it for you?
Customer: You're taking the piss! I just drove 10 miles home, I'm not driving 10 miles fucking back!
Me: 10 miles? I'm sorry, but that's why your burgers probably cold.
Customer: Don't be a smart arse with me boy! I'll take you to court over this. If I ate this I could've got food poisoning.
Me: (Hang up, walk away shaking my head)

There are so many more but I can't think of them now. Seriously think my IQ has been affected in that place.

Length? Well 10 miles is quite a distance you know.
( sausagesucker just paid £5.00 for a cup of Tea!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:58, Reply)