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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Aged 4My first brush with April Fools day.
Loving dad comes in to the playroom with a couple of squashes for me and the brother. Dear older brother, accustomed to what I would grow to fear every year, takes a tentative sip.
I on the other hand, an innocent lamb, greedily gulped down the squash. A spray of fine early morning vomit gushes out of my gullet and nostrils. Looking through the tears of shock I see a mass of undissolved salt in the bottom of my beaker. The bastard filled the squash with so much salt it refused to dissolve any more in. The waves of nausea pass while dad is pissing himself laughing.
Length? There was a good 2 inches of salt left in the bottom of that beaker.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
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