Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Yet another"I'm on a special seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
Whenever we drive by a graveyard - "You know, that place is pretty popular. People are just dying to get in there."
If you complain that your food is too hot - "Well, it's no good cold!"
After a big meal - "If you walked away hungry, it's your own fault!"
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 0:20, Reply)
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