DIY SurgeryMajoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
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DIY AutopsyPearoast for you lot:
In his youth..
.. my uncle was left to look after my grandparent's house whilst they went away for a week.
They were slightly apprehensive about leaving him in charge due to the fact that last time he was, the television started smoking for some reason and ended up being lauched out into the garden. Through the window. It rained that night and poor little TV was ruined.
On this occassion it was poor little pet cat that was ruined.
Obviously a painful moment in any family when a pet dies but my granny is a cat fanatic so everyone knew just how upset she would be.
Thinking it would be a good idea, my uncle decided to find out exactly how the cat had died (probably to save him from getting the blame) so the shed turned into an operating table.
He then proceeded to cut open my granny's beloved pet to discover that it had eaten a rat that had eaten rat poison which my grandad had put down). Result! He wasn't to blame.
(, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:14, 1 reply)
Reminds me of my Grandfatherbeing on the farm he had cattledogs. We use to go fishing in the waterhole down in the bottom paddock using raw meat for bait. On one occasion (I was about 8 I think), I accidentally dropped my baited hook, and one of the dogs scoffed it before I could recover it. My Grandmother cut the line, and after my Grandfather was told, he shot the dog. The next day he presented me with the hook and explained just where in the dog he found it.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 7:06, closed)
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