Driven to MadnessCaptain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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people that wind me up- parents who moan about not getting any sleep because of their new child, who they've already told you about for the last year, with photos of scans, and such like. You can't have a kid, then fucking whinge that its hard, you should've worn a condom in the first place.
- people who make instant coffee and don't put the milk in first.
- people who talk about themselves in the 3Rd person.
- Christians that constantly try to get you to do 'the alpha course' . Which apparently is nothing about God, but its run in churches by men of the cloth. A wolf in ssheeps clothing me thinks.
- people who stink of urine, that always choose to sir next to me on public transport.
- people who use the words 'simples' + 'chillax'
- people who's eyes are too close together, like Ryan Giggs, and Zlatan Ibrahemovich
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:12, 7 replies)
SimplesHow can a word be so patronising?
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"People who make instant coffee and don't put the milk in first."Surely the other way round?
Putting the milk in first just gets you undissolved bits of coffee.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:31, closed)
It prevents the Coffee Getting that burnt pissy smell, OP is right
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:14, closed)
Only if the water's too hot.I've heard coffee snobs complain about cheap instant granuals, and then put cow juice in it which removes most of the individual flavour of any brand.
It's up to anyone how they take their drink, but don't complain if you make it wrong. It's like those people that say Earl Grey tea's horrible because they've put milk in it too.
Trust me. I know. I'm a woman :-)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:30, closed)
The sentence would have been ok by me if it had stopped at..."People who make instant coffee"
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Parents are very fucking annoying.Your child is only of interest to you, and your partner.
No one else - not even other parents - really give a fucking toss about them, so shut up and talk about something interesting.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:37,
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Sorry to hearyou're a Jaffa.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:17, closed)
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