It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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not me, but......a friend of mine has a habit of sleepwalking when he's been on the pills. And seeing as he's a sick enough bastard when he's awake, he can do some mental things when he's asleep.
It all started on New Years Eve a couple of years ago (03-04 probably). During the night my mate got up and started sleepwalking. First he walked over to Lanky (who's gaff it was), whipped out his cock and started wanking and slapping it in his face. Lanky woke up and, as you can imagine, screamed.
Startled, Joh then ran away, in the direction of Lanky's little sister's (aged 14) room. Thankfully he didn't wank in her face, but what he did do was start opening all her cupboard draws until he found her knickers draw, pissed in said knickers draw, then grabbed a handful of her pissy knickers and shoved them down his own pants, then went back to bed. All while she was watching and trying not to scream the house down.
He has no memory of doing any of this, natch.
He's done other things over the years in similar veins, but this was the original and the best.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 15:45, Reply)
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